While Parker isn’t a good pitcher, at least he’s irritating to watch pitch.

 

 

Yeah, but he mitigates that by being slow.

If his last name began with an M he'd be gone by now.

To think we could have already made a trade or two

WTF WAS THAT

 

I have to do the Game Thread opener tomorrow.  Any topics you want covered? 

 

I'm thinking of playing a drinking game but since this is a family web site I'm reluctant.  

May I suggest:

1. Twins look to sweep the Yankees and other assorted makeup tips

b. Jose and Odorizzi's guide to mani-Cure-ing blisters

IV. Twin attempt to Sear the Yanks like a Rib-Eye

 

Welp, probably have to warm Rogers up now, and quickly. 

 

Au contraire, mon frere...

 

I thought "the Good Kirkland" was hilarious.

 

That was Chief... But tread lightly... Remember that Chief doesn't tell jokes. 

Really Rocco?????????????????????????

Where would this rank on the all time worst losses list

Pull. Him.

 

WTF WAS THAT

 

That was the BPE. 

Parker can blow this as well as anyone.

Kepler would have had that one.  I want our regular outfield back.

Parker is a joy to watch!

Just enraging

For God's sake- Parker.

 

And Gonzalez... who knows.

Game will be tied momentarily. AARGH!

 

What is Parker doing out there??

Parker is getting every questionable strike call too, what a bum. 

I guess one can, as Bremer did, refer to Parker as "reliable" in that Parker is reliable when it comes to letting teams back into games.

 

To think we could have already made a trade or two

Trade season seems to be moving as slowly as the free agent season

I can't believe Parker is still in this game.

No Rogers warming.

 

I think I'd rather see Stewart at this point. 

 

He might not pitch any better, but at least he knows how to go to the set position.

By Dick’s logic, Parker has instantly become the Twins least reliable reliever. It was a good run for him.

 

May I suggest:

1. Twins look to sweep the Yankees and other assorted makeup tips

b. Jose and Odorizzi's guide to mani-Cure-ing blisters

IV. Twin attempt to Sear the Yanks like a Rib-Eye

Like it! I've got some inspiration now.

 

Thank you.

Parker is like a scared minor leaguer in front of Yankees batters.

 

Put Rogers in this is a joke

Rogers did not look good to me last night.

 

Kepler would have had that one.  I want our regular outfield back.

Marwin has made a lot of nice defensive plays in the outfield too.

If his last name began with an M he'd be gone by now.

He should change his name to Marker!

I'm just really thankful that Cleveland totally blew their game. It's tough to take 2 in a row against the Yankees.

 

So Mrs Chief and I just finished a nice, late dinner. RIbeyes from the grill, with some summer squash also grilled, and baked pototos. 

 

And a nice bottle of a red blend from this fantastic little wine shop I discovered. Cos-co, or cost-co or something like that. THey also sell gas, which is handy.

 

homemade cheesecake for desert.

I work at that little shop! 

 

Just tuning into the game. My sister and her family from GA are here and we entertained. Another sister with a hearing impairment and can't have noise like Twins games on in the background if she wants to participate in our conversation. I finally got rid of the both of them and my other sister. (Not really got rid of them. We had a good time.)

 

What happened?

 

(Off topic, earlier, I actually read through the whole game thread from yesterday. I was happy to see people were having a rollicking good time again. Don't have time now to read all 600 some posts on this thread. What happened?)