Chief tells jokes?
 

 

Not really... no. 

I would've went with Stewart against 7-8-9....but we'll see.

 

With all the choices... Selecting a wine is one of the most intimidating things I have ever faced.

 

I stopped going to Costco as a result. 

I picture you just waiting for the $1 days at Happy Harry's

Parker’s 5 straight scoreless outings = Twins most reliable reliever- sources confirm.

 

Costco carries some good wines, but be careful in the summer. A few years back both a wine-buddy and I ended up with some bottles of reliable wines that we knew and liked that had been "cooked" by improper storage in hot weather---yes, even in Portland. I don't buy much wine there anymore, but never in July through October.

Fortunately we don't have a heat problem here in Tucson in July.

I have to do the Game Thread opener tomorrow.  Any topics you want covered? 

 

I'm thinking of playing a drinking game but since this is a family web site I'm reluctant.  

Not really... no.

Thanks.

 

They had me going there, for a minute.

Parker is harder to watch than Gibson. 

Can anyone ever have a clean inning?

Just a clean inning. Just can’t happen can it

Parker’s 5 straight scoreless outings = Twins most reliable reliever- sources confirm.

Also that joke goes over anyone’s head who’s not watching FSN.

While Parker isn’t a good pitcher, at least he’s irritating to watch pitch.

Thanks, Marnie, for that T-wolves update.

 

All I can say is, 5 first-basemen?

 

I picture you just waiting for the $1 days at Happy Harry's

 

The Famous Penny Sale... You Betcha... But Seriously... I stand in the aisles and can't freaking decide. 

 

I end up buying a wine just like I vote for the Country Commissioner. Umm... Bob sounds like a good name... I'll vote for Bob.

 

I have no idea what Bob stands for or tastes like. 

 

While Parker isn’t a good pitcher, at least he’s irritating to watch pitch.

Yeah, but he mitigates that by being slow.

 

Hope you left room for some late night Chicken

Shhhhhhh. Don't jinx it. 

Edited July 24, 20197 yr by gil4

Put Rogers in this is a joke

Welp. Nobody said this was gonna be easy

Can we put stashak back in

Better bring May in

Ok, get someone else warmed up

Parker needs to go

Parker is working himself up on my all time Twins **** list.

The Famous Penny Sale... You Betcha... But Seriously... I stand in the aisles and can't freaking decide. 

 

I end up buying a wine just like I vote for the Country Commissioner. Umm... Bob sounds like a good name... I'll vote for Bob.

 

I have no idea what Bob stands for or tastes like.

 

You mean you don’t go by the most interesting label? Yeah, you’re doing it wrong.

 

Not really... no. 

Au contraire, mon frere...

 

I thought "the Good Kirkland" was hilarious.

This is a constant nightmare

I have to do the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Any topics you want covered?

 

I'm thinking of playing a drinking game but since this is a family web site I'm reluctant.

Not a moderator, so take my suggestions carefully, but you can coach it is a thinking game instead.

I think I'd rather see Stewart at this point. 

Really think Rogers and Stewart are the only two available. Harper too probably, but would prefer not to throw him. Will be interesting to see how the next 6 outs are pieced together. 

clone rogers!