Game Thread Royals @ Twins 6/15/19 6:10 PM CDT

[MVP Nick Punto]

Gotta pitch around the World Killer™, Ehrie Adrianza

[snotboogie]

 

If Rocco goes to the bullpen, I will be praying for a Higher intervention

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Pray harder. When I go out on my porch, nothing is falling. not even raindrops. 

[bighat]

Intentionally walking Adrianza to get to Schoop, who's found himself in the 9 spot tonight. His season is on a downswing and could use a boost here. How about now?

[ashbury]

Last year, the Twins give up 2 runs early, groan.

 

This year, the Twins give up 2 runs early, meh.

Your instincts are spotless.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Jinxes don't count tonight anyway. The rules are clearly spelled out in MLB. Anytime a player gets his number retired Jinxes don't count that night. Common rule.

Ooh, let's test that. I'm calling a resurgence for our bullpen starting this inning. Every pitcher finishes his inning and don't give up any more runs.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Did we win yet?

[70charger]

Damned if this team isn't just fun to watch, and don't we deserve it after most of the last decade?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Your instincts are spotless.

So are his kitchen counters, but that’s another story altogether

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ooh, let's test that. I'm calling a resurgence for our bullpen starting this inning. Every pitcher finishes his inning and don't give up any more runs.

And you are calling it...

 

Does it have a name?

[snotboogie]

Dang, I want Trevor to have a good inning.

[bighat]

OK bullpen, it's showtime.

[MVP Nick Punto]

And you are calling it...

 

Does it have a name?

Lupe

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Dang, I want Trevor to have a good inning.

Trevor Just May!

[70charger]

 

Trevor Just May!

 

I don't get it.

[PDX Twin]

#7 would have made that play .....

[MNT1996]

Cron's defense has been a little shaky lately

[operation mindcrime]

Aww ffs!!!

[MVP Nick Punto]

I don't get it.

It's like the opposite of mightn't

[operation mindcrime]

Thank goodness!!!

[PDX Twin]

Good inning for May. Who's next?

 

(June, perhaps?)

[LaBombo]

 

If Rocco goes to the bullpen, I will be praying for a Higher intervention

 

 

The Commissioner?

 

[snotboogie]

Trevor May:

 

 

[jimbo92107]

Not really pitching advice, but I would tell Trevor May, "See that spot just in front of the mound, to the left, where you sometimes fall off, which tells the batter you're throwing a pitch outside? Yeah, don't step there. It's lava!" 

[MVP Nick Punto]

The Commissioner?

 

Oh. Oh, angery. react.

[operation mindcrime]

When did Pineda get traded to the Royals?

[snotboogie]

 

When did Pineda get traded to the Royals?

Aren't Dad Bods all the rage? I know I'm working on mine.

[MNT1996]

oh god Blake Parker warming up. Here we go

[MVP Nick Punto]

Aren't Dad Bods all the rage? I know I'm working on mine.

Working? I thought Dad Boss required a lack of effort?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The Commissioner?

 

LOL

[stringer bell]

Parker?