Gotta pitch around the World Killer™, Ehrie Adrianza

 

If Rocco goes to the bullpen, I will be praying for a Higher intervention

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Pray harder. When I go out on my porch, nothing is falling. not even raindrops. 

Intentionally walking Adrianza to get to Schoop, who's found himself in the 9 spot tonight. His season is on a downswing and could use a boost here. How about now?

Last year, the Twins give up 2 runs early, groan.

 

This year, the Twins give up 2 runs early, meh.

Your instincts are spotless.

Jinxes don't count tonight anyway. The rules are clearly spelled out in MLB. Anytime a player gets his number retired Jinxes don't count that night. Common rule.

Ooh, let's test that. I'm calling a resurgence for our bullpen starting this inning. Every pitcher finishes his inning and don't give up any more runs.

Did we win yet?

Damned if this team isn't just fun to watch, and don't we deserve it after most of the last decade?

Your instincts are spotless.

So are his kitchen counters, but that’s another story altogether

 

Ooh, let's test that. I'm calling a resurgence for our bullpen starting this inning. Every pitcher finishes his inning and don't give up any more runs.

And you are calling it...

 

Does it have a name?

Dang, I want Trevor to have a good inning.

OK bullpen, it's showtime.

And you are calling it...

 

Does it have a name?

Lupe

Dang, I want Trevor to have a good inning.

Trevor Just May!

 

Trevor Just May!

 

I don't get it.

#7 would have made that play .....

Cron's defense has been a little shaky lately

Aww ffs!!!

I don't get it.

It's like the opposite of mightn't

Thank goodness!!!

Good inning for May. Who's next?

 

(June, perhaps?)

Edited June 16, 20197 yr by PDX Twin

 

If Rocco goes to the bullpen, I will be praying for a Higher intervention

 

 

The Commissioner?

 

Trevor May:

 

 

Not really pitching advice, but I would tell Trevor May, "See that spot just in front of the mound, to the left, where you sometimes fall off, which tells the batter you're throwing a pitch outside? Yeah, don't step there. It's lava!" 

Edited June 16, 20197 yr by jimbo92107

The Commissioner?

 

Oh. Oh, angery. react.

When did Pineda get traded to the Royals?

 

When did Pineda get traded to the Royals?

Aren't Dad Bods all the rage? I know I'm working on mine.

oh god Blake Parker warming up. Here we go

Aren't Dad Bods all the rage? I know I'm working on mine.

Working? I thought Dad Boss required a lack of effort?

The Commissioner?

 

LOL

Parker?