MVP Nick Punto

I wonder if I could be a serviceable DH if I only had to hit against Burrows?

How else do you set up the inning ending double play?

Been a while since I checked in. Let's see how we're doing:

Hey, 5/6 not bad against major league competition.

Viagra? Are you getting up or getting down?

Gotcha, thanks. I can't catch many games in full these days.

Is kiriloff considered better in RF than Max that he gets the nod when they're both batting, or are we just giving Maximilian a little extra mojito time in the dugout?

So, does Miguel Sano single-handedly win this or lose this for us?

Do you pronounce your username "Sea Hawk" or "chalk"?

Here's sano's chance to hit the over on the 2.5 K line he was given at the beginning of this thread.

To keep it spicy~

Motherf***er, Miguel!

Cancel the broadcasts for the rest of the season

Are the Twins bad?

To keep it exciting like this

Okay, you made me choke on my spit a little with this one.

But umpires are qualified professionals with eagle-eyes who'd never miss something like that or an obvious call at first base that would simultaneously cost a pitcher both a perfect game and no-hitter and be the impetus for the replay rule in the first place, right?

We're safe now. You can go.

Isn't insurance just gambling?

Come back!

I wouldn't mind seeing him at a Cub Foods.

Ahh, that's where I messed up. You can be ON PACE for an infinite amount, but I was thinking about actually reaching an infinite number of anything (where infinity exists as a limit, but not as an achievable value)

Isn't that always a mathematical impossibility?

Can you challenge as many calls per game as you want, as long as they are all successful? https://www.mlb.com/glossary/rules/manager-challenge "Replay review was modified again in 2015, permitting managers to retain their challenge after every overturned call"