His uncle owns the Cleveland Indians, and has publicly spoke about not being able to "afford" their best player (Lindor) a couple years before he even hits free agency.

Well, why would you want to inspire confidence in your fanbase, clubhouse, or potential free agent pool?

Schoop 467, 384 

Polanco 401

Cron 426

Sano 438, 403

Kepler 409

Rosario 419

 

Twins homers have traveled a combined distance of 3,347 feet. Divide by 8 and the average distance is...

 

Holy crap, Schoop hit one 467?!?

 

Ok, fine, 418.3 feet.

 

 

 

Just checking in and I see that we still need insurance runs.

Your insurance agent must have two boats by now.

Your insurance agent must have two boats by now.

And a knock-off Rolex.

Let's go, Ceej!

 

Schoop 467, 384 

Polanco 401

Cron 426

Sano 438, 403

Kepler 409

Rosario 419

 

Twins homers have traveled a combined distance of 3,347 feet. Divide by 8 and the average distance is...

 

Holy crap, Schoop hit one 467?!?

 

Ok, fine, 418.3 feet.

.63 miles total

Angels fans: "That's not that CJ Cron, is it??"

The panel would also have accepted, "Didn't you used to be CJ Cron?"

I like that Cron is visibly agitated at not getting his sixth hit.

I know the context he meant it in, but on that last run-scoring single, Bremer said "... and just one run will score".

 

And I couldn't help but think, how many weeks in the past nine seasons have the Twins struggled to score 16 total runs?

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by LaBombo

.63 miles total

Hey, that's a kilometer! (brought to you by Maximilian Kepler)

 

Just checking in and I see that we still need insurance runs.

Were you an umpire at one point in your life? Because that's not the way I see it....

 

 

 

Ok, you got me. This actually happened to a friend instead of me, but the joke works better if I tell it in the first person...

 

Never pays to be too hip for the room.

Still got something to ply for here. Clean sheet in the 9th and the twins will lead the majors in run differential.

 

I know the context he meant it in, but on that last run-scoring single, Bremer said "... and just one run will score".

 

And I couldn't help but think, how many weeks in the past nine seasons have the Twins failed to score 16 total runs?

Heh.

 

I think there have been entire series the last few years 16 runs would have been considered a luxury.

The insurance run made for a nice even number.

Still got something to ply for here. Clean sheet in the 9th and the twins will lead the majors in run differential.

Really? I'd have thought the odds of that would be astronomical!

Kep Buxton'd that one. 

Just got out of a really boring meeting.  What'd I miss?

 

Ok, I already saw.  Cripes.  Never thought I'd feel bad for opposing teams like I have this year.

Don’t be hurt, max

Probably good since the Twins don't have a closer.

I love effort, but we're up by almost two TD's again, Max.

Had to open me mouth

Oh FFS

Naturally, Kepler leaves during this game.

 

Hopefully it's precautionary.

What the hell

Do our guys not know what warning tracks are for?

 

 

Probably good since the Twins don't have a closer.

I'll double up on this one

He'll be out tomorrow but I bet he'll be fine. 

9th inning...last call for HRs!

Winnar.

And tomorrow when I open my MLB Morning Lineup email the headlines will be Yankees, Dodgers and Vlad Jr.

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by snotboogie