SCHOOP !!!! ^2

The Twins are too good.I'm typing sometnig and they hit two home runs. That's jkadjut not jfair. have to type fasters!

I know there are a few bettors here. I put together a one-game triple-parlay on this one: Twins win, win by more than 1.5, and with 9 runs over/under.

 

I'm feeling pretty good here, guys.

Another 5 HR game for the Twins.

 

yawn.

Did Schoop liven it up any for ya?

 

Twins are now on pace for 492 home runs!

 

One MILLION home runs!

I’ve been drinking since 330 EST and this is enjoyable

 

Edit: or is it EDT?

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by Aggies7

Astudillo walks.

 

This game is officially off the rails!

See? I told you earlier: they have us right where they want us. We're getting comfortable and letting our guard down. They're going to take advantage in the bottom and drop a 10-spot on us.

I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

Huh?

I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

Better ask Duke Bremer.

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Carnac: That is the answer, to the question found in the hermetically sealed envelope.

Ed: And you in your mystic wisdom have divined this answer without seeing the contents?
Carnac: That's the schtick, Schmendrick.

Ed: It is no schtick, your Magnificence. It is an other-worldly gift you bring to an unworthy audience.

Carnac: The audience is probably worthy. The people on this stage, not so much.

Ed: Some on the stage more than others.

Carnac: (double take) May the fleas of a thousand camels take residence in your daughter's hope chest.

Ed: I'm ... not sure how to interpret that.

Carnac: Any way you wish.

Ed: In any case, would you be so kind as to open the envelope.

Carnac: (removes the paper, reads) "At what time this afternoon, local Pacific time, did Angels manager Brad Ausmus begin to realize this might not be his day?"

 

 

##  7

This is the greatest team on earth

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Make that, "fourteen to two."

This is getting ridiculous.

Jeeze Louise!

On pace now for 320. Really. Mein got  gott in himmel.

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by ScrapTheNickname

Der Schlagmeister!!!

The number of home runs this team can hit is insane. It's like they are playing Hardball on the C-64.

 

This is getting ridiculous.

Someone said that 4 HRs ago.

 

It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

 

Yeah, they look a little bit like a bad expansion team, except with Mike Trout.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 1998 Devil... Angels!

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by LaBombo

 

It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

They should just let him walk away now ...

How the heck do you manage against a team like the Twins if you're just a middle of the road baseball club?

They should just let him walk away now ...

He certainly can’t run away

Someone said that 4 HRs ago.

Well, has it gotten any less ridiculous since then?

The Twins are too good.I'm typing sometnig and they hit two home runs. That's jkadjut not jfair. have to type fasters!

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

 

He certainly can’t run away

ooo ...

 

He certainly can’t run away

 

Edited May 23, 20197 yr by LaBombo

96 from Duffey?????