They r Spoiling us, long way to go

 

*sotto voice*

 

We've secretly replaced the Twins with the 1927 Yankees. Let's watch and see if anyone notices.

 

I did hear a rumor on one of the Twins' fan sites that we had Babe Ruth at catcher.

 

Please send May out for the 7th.

Rocco heard ya

May struck out Trout.

 

Wow.

 

Rocco heard ya

Sent him a text.

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

Without the shift . i think that was a d.p.??

 

Please send May out for the 7th.

On second thought..........

 

Sent him a text.

Tell him to quit shifting so much

These Angels just won't go away

May showing why he's the guy the Twins rely on when they're up by 5 runs with 2 innings to play.

May and M,gill  pretty much the same ??

 

Tell him to quit shifting so much

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

Juuussst a bit outside there Magill.

Oh sure, why not?

How about another sac fly now?

W.T.F.   getting old

 

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

I really like him as a player but, darn it, can't he just do his thing against every other team?

Angels have 7 batters in the line-up hitting .288 or better. 

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

Good One !!

 

 

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

 

I wonder if maybe this Tommy John year is a blessing in disguise for Ohtani? I mean...if he keeps hitting like this he could become a full-time DH a la Edgar Martinez, Nelson Cruz, etc. The guy could hit 35 HR and knock in 100 runs as a hitter.

The complete inability to put the angels away this entire series has been absolutely maddening

Magill just wanted to add a little suspense to the game is all

Thank god.

One run is better than 3 or 4 I suppose.  Then again the Angels get to bat two more times.

Thank you, David Felcher!!

This is the guy that people missed when he was on the DL?

Getting kind of over the whole Willians Astudillo experiment. The guy needs to start taking some pitches and getting on base. I get he's a fan favorite, but man is his absolute non-production in his past three weeks of playing is getting old, quick.

Is that Roger Dorn out there?

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

Har!  I am a son of a birth person, and when she read this, boy was mother flustered.  She was a copbuster AND a cropduster at different points in her life.  (A copbuster is the colloquial term for an ombudsmen.)  In addition to that, she once went on a cruise on which both the pope and the Dalai Lama were present--that was one holy ship!

 

Anyway, 12 people have replied as I tried to come up with this malarkey.  Man, I hope the Twins haven't blown this lead!