See, Bard would have just let inherited runners score anyway. 

 

Who needs him?

Yeah, it's  a nice little promotion and there's at least a theoretical chance you might win, but being given a handful of scratch-offs by the Twins would feel to me like being invited to Dave St. Peter's house to clean the grout in all the bathrooms.

Nice job Willians!!!

I wonder if Rocco will PH Sano for Adrianza next inning and get Marwin in the game at short

Morneau shows off his brilliant gift for understatement again, saying that we may almost be spoiled by how often Twins starters have pitched well this season...

 

I guess it's an individual thing, but I'm almost spoiled by the Twins starters pitching well in about the same way that Caligula may have occasionally dabbled in personal excess.

Edited May 15, 20197 yr by LaBombo

Rocco pulled the plug one hitter too late. 

Every pitch was middle -up in the zone

Finally! May is the cure to the La Stella virus!

Trevor May has been having a great breakout month

Rocco let May start the 7th.. 

Dont wanna see HINDENBERG, Blow up again

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to go Trevor!!!

May has become one of the few bullpen guys I actually trust

Way to go Eileen!!!

If this Angels team actually had some starting pitching, they would be World Series contenders.... Alas, they probably won't even make the playoffs

Does it surprise anybody that when the starting pitchers get close to 85-90 pitches they start having problems? You know since when they are on their game they aren't allowed to go any further than that.

Castro=BOOM

CASTRO CRUSHED!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO Insurance runs!!!

Who are you guys and what have you done with the real Twins?

Jason Castro was eight feet tall and fathered every child in that stadium!!

Sign this guy to an extension!!!

Maybe if Sano struggles at 3rd we just transition him to catcher. Twins' catchers are sluggin

Amazing stuff goin' on.

Garver must have had a Vulcan mind meld with Castro -- "See ball, hit ball".

 

Jason Castro was eight feet tall and fathered every child in that stadium!!

 

"And consumed the English with fireballs from his eyes and lightning from his arse!"

 

PS You were probably right to not go with the 'every child in the stadium' thing on Mother's Day. Just sayin'. 

Edited May 15, 20197 yr by LaBombo

 

Maybe if Sano struggles at 3rd we just transition him to catcher. Twins' catchers are sluggin

 

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Edited May 15, 20197 yr by LaBombo

I see the Twins are toying with the Angels today.

 

Let them believe they've got a chance then lower the boom.

 

I like it.

 

Who are you guys and what have you done with the real Twins?

*sotto voice*

 

We've secretly replaced the Twins with the 1927 Yankees. Let's watch and see if anyone notices.

Please send May out for the 7th.