Including "Silent Movie", where the only spoken word in the entire movie was spoken by Marcel Marceau.

Pretty sure that means its quotable content is 100 percent of its spoken content

My boss had a really big supply raft, this older, haphazard looking thing. The called it "Mongo." I never knew there was more to that.

 

O.k., bye!

Don’t go.

 

Blazing Saddles probably has the highest percentage of "quotable" content of any film ever.

I don't know, Slap Shot is up there.

 

This is a reminder of one of the strangest glitches in my life to date:  Somehow, someway, I have never watched Blazing Saddles.

"Dock that Joelo a days pay for nappin on the job"

 

Just got here tonight, if this has been posted, never mind. Will not comment about the game because you know.

Big Lebowski.

Hildy is locked in. 

 

SPOILER ALERT!!!

 

GEEEZZZZZ!!!!1!!

*Forehead slap*

"You're darn tootin'--and I ain't talking' about your trumpet."

 

I love that line from Blazing Saddles.  Most of you probably don't remember that one--it was only in the director's cut.

 

I watched it with Kevin Slowey once.

 

Big Lebowski.

You're out of your element, Don(ny).

 

 

 

*I watched it with Kevin Slowey once.

*On Laserdisc.

 

Hildy is locked in. 

 

Maybe they can get him work release with a tracking bracelet.

Warm up the bullpen cart. It's almost time for the Fernando. Rodney. Experience.

Just feel the need to share this with friends: Mrs Chief and I have been having problems lately, so she suggested we do a workshop.

 

I work.

 

She shops.

Dozier. Dozier. Dozier. BULL DOZIER!

Dozier-zee!!

Nice baserunning by Rosario, but next time let's see if we can maybe take out the umpire after touching the plate, Eddie.

Now Dozier is gettin sneaky

That was a Molitor-worthy steal of third.

Seeing a slow pitcher get taken advantage of by the sneaky steal made my night.

A Twins player just hit the ball off of the fence and another player ran to the home plate. The Twins are now ahead of the other team 4 points to 1 point.

We have an Elvis sighitng....Elvis is in the bullpen...we're a LoMo Fly ball away from hearing "Caught In a Trap"

In the Twins bullpen, relievers square off in deadly combat for the right to claim the save opportunity:

 

 

"I'll wager 50 quatloos that the newcomer known as 'Rodney' is untrainable".

 

We have an Elvis sighitng....Elvis is in the bullpen...we're a LoMo Fly ball away from hearing "Caught In a Trap"

Elvis has left the building.

Dang. Tonight the better half wanted to watch the last two episodes of Queer Eye. I thought, “Ok, Red Sox. Won last night. What are the chances we take two in a row from them?” Finished the episodes. Liked them. Went to make my lunch for tomorrow and started listening to the game. Sheesh. Our Fair Team up by 2. Pulled up the game thread and see Blazing Saddles. I know how to miss the really good stuff.

 

Dang. Tonight the better half wanted to watch the last two episodes of Queer Eye. I thought, “Ok, Red Sox. Won last night. What are the chances we take two in a row from them?” Finished the episodes. Liked them. Went to make my lunch for tomorrow and started listening to the game. Sheesh. Our Fair Team up by 2. Pulled up the game thread and see Blazing Saddles. I know how to miss the really good stuff.

You watched TWO episodes of "Queer Eye?"

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Winner, winner, schnitzengruben dinner!

 

 

 

WINNAH!!

Break out the chicken