KEPLER!!!!

Huh. So that happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, Max Kepler

Price is looking vulnerable at the moment. We need to get some runs before he figures it out

Your prescription worked, Doctor!

Herr Kepler hat mit dem Home Run gemacht!!

 

Das ist sehr schoen.

 

 

The Twins should consider scoring a run or two this inning

Glad they heard me

Adrianza runs at half the speed you expect a guy built like that to run.

Nah, all the other guys than Ehire just run twice as fast as I expect.

 

Your prescription worked, Doctor!

Well, you know it is a team game and I can't take all the credit. 

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

I can't tell if liquidity of assets is desired in this case...

Kepler getting hot for a month would help considerably.

Well, you know it is a team game and I can't take all the credit. 

Gotta play one game at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ball club. There's no 'I' in RBI.

 

Gotta play one game at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ball club. There's no 'I' in RBI.

I would say something self-deprecating but we all know it would be a lie

Lynn is throwing so many garbage pitches again. Even Cristian Guzman wouldn't swing at them.

 

Lynn is throwing so many garbage pitches again. Even Cristian Guzman wouldn't swing at them.

I think you underestimate Cristian Guzman's willingness to swing at garbage... You underestimate badly

UHOHHHHOOHHOHOHOHOHHHOHOH!!!!! MAD MAX HAS RETURNED!

I don't think he's mad at anybody... Honest.

 

I don't think he's mad at anybody... Honest.

There's a ball in the stands that would beg to disagree

I can't tell if liquidity of assets is desired in this case...

It's one of those rare cases where the recipient requests that half the assets be frozen.

Lynn's been tough to watch, but he held them to one, pretty sure he's done now.

 

That's what I said last night -- the Red Sox keep running that same stinky lineup out there

Maybe they will wise up and dump a few of those guys so we can rescue their careers from the scrap heap. Their top 4 are only 2-9 tonight - you can't win with the top of the order hitting .222. Dump all of them. 

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I think the Twins should consider adding a few more runs

Lynn just likes to battle and he usually wins.

Sale and then Price, there has to be some economic humor there

 

Maybe they will wise up and dump a few of those guys so we can rescue their careers from the scrap heap. Their top 4 are only 2-9 tonight - you can't win with the top of the order hitting .222. Dump all of them. 

We could find somewhere for JD Martinez

 

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

Tell him to stop sharing with Sano.

Bunt attempt.

 

But... why?

nice bunt, don't try that again

That LaMarr bounce must have been a wicked hop. Still not sure how it got by the SS, as it was nearly roght at him...

For some reason I want call LaMarre Jacque or Heddy.

And am parked in a bar watching on NESN, but cell charge is waning...

So i might be less talkative? postative than ordinarily...

 

For some reason I want call LaMarre Jacque or Heddy.

It's Hedley