I hate the way I'm falling in love with this team when I've been hurt so many times in the past

Rosario!!

Gotta like Big Mike.

ROSIE!!!!!

And what is out there? That ball didn't even bounce.

Wet sod

I want ice cream. I don't have any. And I don't have yogurt, either, which I sometimes use when I have an ice cream craving.

We're out of sherbet, if you want to come over for that.

Rosario has become such a dangerous hitter.

 

Sure would be nice to throw Sano in the middle of this....

FORE PLEASE....EDDIE ROSARIO NOW DRIVING

This is what it's like to have good pitching, huh? It's nice. I like it.

 

Nice. Now they can take out Pelfrey

 

It's not "almost" a contradiction in terms, Roy.

 

It's a contradiction in terms.

 

 

Remember when people said Eddie needed to take more walks?

 

Yeah, me too....ha ha ha ha!

We're out of sherbet, if you want to come over for that.

The convenience mart was out of Dove bars ... got one of these ...

 

Trying to make a trig joke, but i have no angle to one and am not receiving any helpful sines from above.  So I guess I'll just go off on a baseball tangent instead.

 

*sees self out*

 

I'm really struggling to comprehend your hyperbole here...

 

SOOOOOO...I don't get it.  

 

Mrs Chief sent me to the store for a loaf of bread, and told me "and if they have eggs, get a dozen."

 

So I came home and she opened up the bag, and groaned.  "Why can't you listen to me?  There's a dozen loaves of bread!"  She's been pouting all night.

 

I don't get it.  The store had eggs.

 

Ooooh, logic jokes.

 

So three software engineers walk into a bar. The bartender says: "three beers, guys?" The first engineer says: "I don't know." The second engineer says: "I don't know." The third engineer says: "Yes."

 

Very glad the Twins Mike Pelfrey Era is over.

You'd think I'd be over watching him lick his fingers after giving up a hit, now that he's in another uniform. But I'm not.

 

I hate the way I'm falling in love with this team when I've been hurt so many times in the past

But what matters is, do the Twins love you back?

 

I hate the way I'm falling in love with this team when I've been hurt so many times in the past

Tis tradition with Minnesota sports.  I've always found the Vikings to be better at crushing me though.

I have toffee bars in the freezer!

 

Think I'll have another beer

But what matters is, do the Twins love you back?

Easy, he's a little sensitive about that kind of thing.

I have toffee bars in the freezer!

 

Think I'll have another beer

I'll join you.

 

Cheers!

I hate the way I'm falling in love with this team when I've been hurt so many times in the past

So many, many times.

 

 

You'd think I'd be over watching him lick his fingers after giving up a hit, now that he's in another uniform. But I'm not.

ish

Those hands... Latino Ichiro. Stay hot Eddie!!

Rosario has become such a dangerous hitter.

 

Sure would be nice to throw Sano in the middle of this....

Just think how much better we will be this year, and next year, and the year after that, and the year after that...

 

<----handing over a napkin

I hate the way I'm falling in love with this team when I've been hurt so many times in the past

"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

So I guess that's a "double triple"?

You know how slow Pelfrey is?

 

Roy Smalley can't fill the time between pitches.

 

 

ish

Concur

 

Concur

whew...

I like to post this video from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpUc_42g8s&feature=youtu.be