Nice Mauer!

Joe Hustle

Hey, Dinger ... is DiscGolfer there with you drinking?

 

I should have the Spanish broadcast going on in the background and pretend Dinger is translating

 

I put on the Spanish broadcast for a larf, and for the life of me I can't understand the color guy. Is that Tony Oliva?

This is kind of interesting because Dinger's feed is just a couple seconds ahead of mine, so, listening to him call out the plays, it's like I'm listening to one amazing psychic.

 

And I should know a good psychic, because as we established the other day, I'm not one.

Man, I appreciate Rob's willingness to walk, but a lot of times it seems like he has zero interest in actually swinging the bat.

 

Man, I appreciate Rob's willingness to walk, but a lot of times it seems like he has zero interest in actually swinging the bat.

 

Yeah. That was a pitchers pitch, but it sort of looked like he was taking all the way.

Not the world's biggest Tori Hunter fan by any means, but man is he so much less annoying to listen to than Bert.  He's even genuinely funny at times. 

There's the real DanSan.

I hope that is a hit.

 

 

I hope that is a hit.

Thank God. An error has been called!

It's gonna be a long season if they can't start getting guys in from third base with fewer than 2 outs. It's starting to get really frustrating. How many men have the Twins left on base so far this year? Is any other team close?

 

Right now Molitor is using the bullpen phone to call upstairs to get Derek and Thad to give DanSan a Trout-like extension ... can't risk that arm walking away.

 

Molitor shuffles, kicks the dirt, and mutters something about a "fluke."

Nice pitch Gibson!

Well this is starting to spiral quickly...

 

It's gonna be a long season if they can't start getting guys in from third base with fewer than 2 outs. It's starting to get really frustrating. How many men have the Twins left on base so far this year? Is any other team close?

 

I'm answering my own question. Out of 30 MLB teams, the Twins are tied for 27th worst in left on base. Not surprising.

 

Ready for the surprise? The only teams worse than the Twins are the Red Sox, the Dodgers, and the Cubs. Whaaaat!?

Our beloved Twins are back.

Why is he even on the roster?

Gibson is a chump. Only got 5 outs that inning.

It seems like Gibson's solid spring training was so long ago...

My thoughts on the shin-high pitch Gibson threw to Avila:

 

"So many pitchers have been down in the zone that hitters have started to adjust over time. It’s a product of being down there so long that hitters have made the adjustment… [Mike] Trout will hit balls that are shin-high 450 feet like it’s nothing,” Odorizzi said.

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/tampa-bays-cult-of-the-high-fastball/

 

Gibson is a chump. Only got 5 outs that inning.

 

He owns that home run, but Santana is absolutely the reason it was a 2-run home run. He is the reason they're down by one.

 

Our beloved Twins are back.

They never left. They were simply lurking beneath the surface. Like herpes.

2nd Inning

 

Santana with an easy drop

 

Sano complete misplay of an easy grounder

 

Barely turning a tailor made Double Play. 

 

I wonder if Gibson will be buying his linemen Gold Rolex Watches for the incredible support.  

My money is on that tee getting a strikeout

 

They never left. They were simply lurking beneath the surface. Like herpes.

 

I really shouldn't have laughed.

 

He owns that home run, but Santana is absolutely the reason it was a 2-run home run. He is the reason they're down by one.

 

It wasn't a bad pitch... It hit the inside corner. 

 

I just wonder why he went inside with a runner on 2nd. 

 

Gibson: also great at holding runners!

I love how Kinsler likes to lecture countries where baseball is thriving about playing the game the right way, then tries to cheat his way on base by pretending he's hit by a pitch that bounces in the dirt.  In all fairness, he showed very little emotion as he faked pain and limped towards first...

 

 

Not the world's biggest Tori Hunter fan by any means, but man is he so much less annoying to listen to than Bert.  He's even genuinely funny at times. 

Dinger is even better.