Gimenez for real? Are you ****ing ****ting me?

I'm so out.

Ok, so I turned it off in the 6th, but I just checked in on MLB game day to see Giminez pitching. I had to turn on the game to catch that train wreck.

 

How do you run out of pitchers carrying 13?

 

This has been an embarrassing home stand.

I literally have no idea what your last two posts mean. But I enjoyed the parts of the broadcast I heard

Well, you see, both these guys came up from Toledo a day ago. Aducci is very fun to say. Hicks has been a travesty in the field. Both of them are tearing us a new one at the plate. Or something like that...

I discount any statistics put up against the Twins. Otherwise we'd have traded for John Ryan Murphy.

Clear winner!

Things are not as dismal as they seem.

Total system failure.

Spanish language broadcast now joking about when Sweet Drew Butera was pitching for the Twins.

I should give Torii a call. We could compare notes.

 

I'll pick back up on the old school game thread for the remainder of our bludgeoni...baseball game this afternoon. I'd like to thank you again for tuning in. Hope you enjoyed the broadcast.

A real game changer. Forcing everyone else to step it up.  Think outside the box.  Nice work!

 

I should give Torii a call. We could compare notes.

That is great!!!  lol!

Game ends on a Danny Santana "swing" on a ball about three feet out of the zone. 

 

Appropriate, I guess.

I missed the last 4 innings.  Decided to put up window screens...

 

 

One game out of last..... Sigh.

I missed the last 4 innings.  Decided to put up window screens...

I scrubbed the floor in our new apartment....

 

Game ends on a Danny Santana "swing" on a ball about three feet out of the zone. 

 

Appropriate, I guess.

Honestly, I have more confidence with Buxton at the plate.

 

Honestly, I have more confidence with Buxton random AAA player at the plate.

 

Yup.

I should give Torii a call. We could compare notes.

Only caught the beginning; give it another go sometime soon.

Game ends on a Danny Santana "swing" on a ball about three feet out of the zone. 

 

Appropriate, I guess.

If it helps quicken his departure, I say "Great AB!"

From MLB website:

 

April 23, 2017 at 6:33 PM ET
Hicks homers, knocks in five
Tigers first baseman John Hicks went 3-for-5 with a homer, two runs and five RBIs against the Twins on Sunday.

 

Thanks, Terry.

Forever more the "shift" will now be called the "snake"

They're sidewinding the defence?

 

Pretty clever...