Am I the only on here?

Clearly.

jjjjjjjjjjoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrronnnnnnnnnnnn.

 

I really like it when Sano is AB.

I like this planet!!!  Let's keep playing here.

 

The 200 and 400 might be the hardest races to run.  Impressive.

 

The 200 is tolerable, the 400 is a death sentence for the rest of your day

oh, my goodness. that poor, poor baseball. 

I'm predicting right now that Sanchez goes on the DL later today.

SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Typical Twins inning. A four run rally started by a Buxton hit.

 

What's a "checkbook"? Is that like Tinder?

 

I was going to do this....but there are a tiny number of bills that won't take credit or online payments....

 

Tight rope walkers, duh.

 

awesome!

Sano was laughing as he began that swing. He knew it before he hit it. How many batters can do that?

I was going to do this....but there are a tiny number of bills that won't take credit or online payments....

In my experience, Craigslist escort services usually prefer cash.

 

They're okay but what's really important is to put the ball on the ground.

#gladden

 

constructive outs, sir.

If Sanchez keeps pitching like this the Twins are going to have to sign him next offseason...

When Sanchez was walking Grossman, the Kitty announcers were saying that was a decent idea, since Mauer could hit into a double play.  That doesn't seem to have quite worked out that way.

 

I'm predicting right now that Sanchez goes on the DL later today.

Whiplash?

 

If Sanchez keeps pitching like this the Twins are going to have to sign him next offseason...

The Twins might have a chance to sign him next week, or maybe this afternoon.

 

Oh look another run.  11-2.

 

I had a feeling the Twins were going to lose this one when they were down 2-0... but now they're up 10-2!! 

 

Sano looks legit - maybe this is the year he hits 30-40 HRs!

I like how we got back on track today and we're taking to them. And look Buxton got a hit!

Long inning....Hughes come back out?

NEVER PUT US ON TV AGAIN!! WE'RE AMAZING!!

Anyone got measurements on Sano's HR?

What is up with our catchers this year and walking????  Man, it's fantastic.  11 runs, 11 hits, 7 walks...

 

oh, my goodness. that poor, poor baseball. 

 

Can't wait to view the video and post it in the Sano Appreciation thread!!

 

Anyone got measurements on Sano's HR?

 

All of the feet.*

 

*that's what I can see, not looking at the game or gameday....

 

The 200 is tolerable, the 400 is a death sentence for the rest of your day

 

 It is basically a long sprint that sucks everything out of you.  The last leg is not the most fun time on the track.

Sano went big boy yard!

 

All of the feet.*

 

*that's what I can see, not looking at the game or gameday....

How about decibels? anyone know how loud that mother was?

We are pounding the hell out of Sanchez this inning. I was wondering why I had only the detroit broadcast to choose from...not on TV in Minnesota?