. 

You ever get people knocking on your door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool?

 

No.  I always make my small donation while in the pool.

Sooooo.... is this game in the bag yet?

Jimenez and Gimenez 

Edited April 13, 20179 yr by BoofBonser

 

Sooooo.... is this game in the bag yet?

Dunno...but Van clearly is.

 

ba-dum-tschhh

 

Dunno...but Van clearly is.

 

ba-dum-tschhh

 

Take over for me, Chief.... I'm... In the bag.

 

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Sano was laughing as he began that swing. He knew it before he hit it. How many batters can do that?

 

Reminds me of the giant eyeballs Morneau used to get when he saw a meatball coming in and started the windup.

 

I didn't know they ran track in the 1500s.

You've not heard of the "Pitchforks and Torches" relay? Something to do with bad jokes, if I understand correctly.

One thing that does impress me about Haley is that he attacks the strike zone.  You gotta hit it if you want to win.

Nobody uses the term Utility player anymore. It's always Super Utility. Same thing happened to Target. 

 

How do you catch a unique deer?

 

 

U neak up on it

How do you catch a tame one?

 

The tame way.

 

What's going to come first: We replace DanSan or we drop a relief pitcher?

Have to like what Haley has done so far especially if you take out the last 3 ABs of his outing Saturday.

 

And while I type this, triple and RBI single...

 

 

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $2, and deer nuts are under a buck....

 

Three deer walk out of the woods.

 

The female deer says, "I'll never do that for two bucks again."

Daa-ba-daa-ba-daa...that's all folks!!!!!!

And that's the ball game.  Nice job by Haley throwing strikes.

 

What's going to come first: We replace DanSan or we drop a relief pitcher?

Yes.

Good win! Nice to have some long balls today.

 

The 200 is tolerable, the 400 is a death sentence for the rest of your day

Then they add hurdles.

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winnah!

HALEY FOR CLOSER 100%

Cool, I wanted the Twins to wipe the smug from the faces of the Tigers and I believe I got what I wanted.

 

And, a .500 road trip. 

 

Excellent start to the season even if there were a couple of disappointing losses.

 

Daa-ba-daa-ba-daa...that's all folks!!!!!!

yabba dabba doo?

yabba dabba doo?

Husker du?

You know what's on the menu tonight! 

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The Reds (+25) and the Twins (+20) leading the majors in run differential. Yeah, we all saw THAT coming!

I liked these first nine games than last year's.

Edited April 13, 20179 yr by AlwaysinModeration

You know, the Twins were two pitches away from sweeping the series.

So after 9 games we have the second best run differential in the league at +20......Not too bad

 

How do you catch a tame one?

 

The tame way.

How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid.