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Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 4/3 @ 3:10pm CT

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Shakespeare sets the scene at the very beginning of Richard III. That’s right… I’m pulling out Shakespeare on the opening game thread of the 2017 season. Shakespeare uses a lot of fancy words with unn

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O85UfVX7bSk   Be not afraid of sucking, some are born sucky, some achieve suckitude, and some have teh suck thrust upon them.   - William Shakespeare, noted Twins fan (

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The reason I was late to the game thread is I had a doctor appointment this afternoon.  Nothing serious, just a check up.  I was a bit concerned though, when after reviewing my height and weight, he t

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Way back when I used to play, and I used the term advisedly, because I was a player of last resort behind the player of last resort, softball, I won a game by showing everyone else there was no need to swing because the opposing slow pitch pitcher could not put the ball over the plate to save his life. Guys on my team were shaking their heads, but, it was a playoff game.

 

It was comical. Never thought I'd see something like that at the MLB level, though.

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Since I knew I'd run out, I have been holding them back and using them mostly on Mike's post ... because it's his birthday today ... and I have been enjoying his Spanish posts ... and 4-5 pages went by too quickly with that last inning so it's more like 9-10 since I last mentioned it! :)

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Do you think Dick and Bert will ever realize Wood is no longer pitching? Or, will they call every pitcher for the rest of the year "Wood."

 

I would be fine with this as long as once an inning they slipped in a Smokey Joe.

 

Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that's how I'm referring to Mauer from now on.

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Turns up the dial?

 

No need to force down bile?

 

racks up outs in a pile?

 

lays down some kitchen tile?

 

IT'S BEEN AWHILE!!! 

 

C'mon.. That was the lowest hanging fruit

 

What are doing way up there in the trees. 

 

You could have stayed on your knees. 

 

:)  :)

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Hey, at least for a day the Twins pennant will fly in first place high above Target field. It's been awhile since that happened. Beating the Royals is like having Extra gravy on the biscuits.

 

I just stopped with the biscuits. 

 

Just doing the gravy now. 

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