Now that's how a cleanup hitter drives in runs.

Dick's first "THREE and one" of the season.

 

Drink.

 

Now that's how a cleanup hitter drives in runs.

 

Like.

Hold onto your butts...

 

Buxton hitting third really paying off.

Molitor proving again why he is the WORST manager in baseball. Meanwhile there is a good shot Sano won't get to the plate this inning.

 

Hey look... That's Sano up

Way to work that walk, Mauer!!

Two more years!

 

(Of walks.)

 

Buxton hitting third really paying off.

Molitor proving again why he is the WORST manager in baseball. Meanwhile there is a good shot Sano won't get to the plate this inning.

 

Mauer with the clutch walk.

 

I thought jinx's were ALWAYS turned off on opening day.  I think that's a MLB rule that went into existence 20-30 years ago.  I'll look it up quick.

 

Yep, no jinx's count on opening day.  

 

The bullpen has this.  

KC's or the Twins?

First four Twins batters have zero hits!!!! Or keeping with our lessons: cero.

 

Way to work that walk, Mauer!!

Any time Joe doesn't have to swing these days, he's gonna take it.

 

 

How much wood would Travis Wood chuck if Travis Wood could chuck wood?

just over 7 feet?

 

I thought jinx's were ALWAYS turned off on opening day.  I think that's a MLB rule that went into existence 20-30 years ago.  I'll look it up quick.

 

Yep, no jinx's count on opening day.  

 

The bullpen has this.  

 

Agreed.  The heavy jinxing won't come down for quite a while...

 

Way to go Sano!!!!!

Royals would be better off playing coach pitch. 

I went to google and had them translate a Spanish baseball wiki....this is great.

 

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanzamiento_(b%25C3%25A9isbol)&prev=search

 

Our walk to K ratio today is looking decent.

wow ...

 

KC's or the Twins?

League wide rule.  

see, I don't think the Royals understand bola mala vs strike all that well. 

We should just build our offense around drawing bases loaded walks.  Would walks be caminos?

 

Buxton hitting third really paying off.

Molitor proving again why he is the WORST manager in baseball. Meanwhile there is a good shot Sano won't get to the plate this inning.

 

stick with bitcoin.

 

 

I went to google and had them translate a Spanish baseball wiki....this is great.

 

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanzamiento_(b%25C3%25A9isbol)&prev=search

I guess I wouldn't have need that random Xfinity guy walking through my building to fix it.

CASTRO!!!!!

FRAME THAT HIT CASTRO!!  Awesome!

 

 

How much wood would Travis Wood chuck if Travis Wood could chuck wood?

 

Or chuck Finley, for that matter.

 

 

CASTRO!!! What an upgrade over Zukes!

 

You forced me into liking something with this man's picture on it.

 

Thanks.  THanks a lot.

 

wow ...

WOW!

 

Worth repeating.