I have yet to set foot on his lawn eco-friendly rock garden. That's how much I respect the man.

FTFY. He does reside in Arizona...

 

Show of hands...On opening day, who here had Schafer, Polanco, Vargas, Grossman hitting 2-3-4-5 for the Twins in a September game?

 

That's one smart tumbleweed. Kudos to it.

Safe to say this lineup make Molly the Cartman of the Twins organization?

 

 

Play Ball!

How mind blowing must it be to be a ten year old who just had Yeonis Cespedes snag a fly ball from your hands?

Who would have guessed a rookie making his first start could mow down our elite top of the order today?

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Oh. This Gibson.

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Debbie!

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Three batters in and I'm afraid I know the answer.

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

 

 

Debbie!

Wish it could be Bob for once.

Well, at least we've got Matt Albers to bail us out.

Good lord. Albers already warming up in the 1st.

The way this is going the three beers I had with lunch may not be enough. (Kidding about the first part but not about the second part.)

This would be a freakin' little league team without Dozier.

Luca Duda he lives on the second floor.

Is everyone else trying to get their honey-do list done right now?

Too early to pinch hit for Murphy? I mean, the bases are loaded here...

 

Too early to pinch hit for Murphy? I mean, the bases are loaded here...

 

What are you trying to do? Score?

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Right now I'm hoping for Kirk.

Murphy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What are you trying to do? Score?

 

Luca Duda he lives on the second floor.

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Is everyone else trying to get their honey-do list done right now?

Nah. I'm just in a situation similar to the one you were in a couple months ago ... you know the ordeal ... major crush on a cute, single co-worker who's leaving in a few months.

 

Advice? And please use the sarcasm font in appropriate instances because I've never dated before, and I'm dead serious. Lol.

De Aza was a guy I wanted in last season's offseason plan... Whoops!

Are we there yet?

 

Are we there yet?

 

To Crazytown? Yup, we arrived weeks ago.

To Crazytown? Yup, we arrived weeks ago.

Aw. I missed the "welcome to" sign. I wanted to know the population.

Well crap.