7 shutout innings for slick rick nolasco tonight

Most likely to go rock bottom, find Jesus, live a happy, meaningful life: BMCACCAL.

7 shutout innings for slick rick nolasco tonight

What an ungrateful sob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not you Ags

I do.

 

That is kinda like this.

But over there.

One of my favourite parts of games threads is never knowing what the hell you're talking about.

 

Despite the best efforts of Oswaldo Arcia, the Braves are beating the Padres, who again started a pitcher who might be rejected by the Twins. First worst place is in sight! CBU?

Pat Dean, Andrew Albers, Ryan O'Rourke. Proof positive that a mad scientist is indeed cloning MLB pitchers!

 

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the Twins pitching or the fact that I'm watching the game, from my desk in LA, and I actually still care who wins...... My God, what's wrong with me!!!! I think I need professional help.....

I am also in LA, but am tuning out today for mental health reasons. This losing streak has become too depressing for me to endure and I am focusing more on the Braves winning than the Twins losing.

 

One of my favourite

 

Watch the f words in this thread, bud.

Pat Dean, Andrew Albers, Ryan O'Rourke. Proof positive that a mad scientist is indeed cloning MLB pitchers!

Except those aren't MLB pitchers.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the Twins pitching or the fact that I'm watching the game, from my desk in LA, and I actually still care who wins...... My God, what's wrong with me!!!! I think I need professional help.....

Or some Flubber?

I do.

 

That is kinda like this.

But over there.

I'm not making this up.

 

Google "picture total system failure"

 

The 7th return:

 

http://stmedia.stimg.co/SPORTS_BBA-TWINS_6_MS_197353551.JPG?w=525

Watch the f words in this thread, bud.

Am I going to have to call security?

I just dropped in...and wanna say...really nice work on the game threads, sport!

 

Although...you listed like 33 posters with a "great sense of humor."

 

And for me...nothing. zilch. zip. nada. ix-nay on the umor-hay.

 

BANNED! BANNED I say!

2016 Offseason HOTSTOVE update:

 

Does Chief need a new writer?

 

We've all come to expect and cherish HOF level jokes from Chief. Coming into the 2016 season, the sky was the limit for the 4 time MVP!

 

Instead, we see a regression.... Not by much! But enough to warrant a snub on the August 31st game thread.

 

Will he return to MVP form?? Or will others battle their tail off to become the new "Chief of the Joke"?

One of my favourite parts of games threads is never knowing what the hell you're talking about.

 

Me too!

I'm not making this up.

 

Google "picture total system failure"

 

The 7th return:

 

http://stmedia.stimg.co/SPORTS_BBA-TWINS_6_MS_197353551.JPG?w=525

What were the first 6? Chernobyl? The Hindenburg? Enron?

Am I going to have to call security?

I think you might, Guy.

 

One of my favourite parts of games threads is never knowing what the hell I'm talking about.

FTFY.

I think you might, Guy.

I'm not your guy, buddy.

I think you might, Guy.

You mean Guy.....right?

 

 

I do.

 

That is kinda like this.

But over there.

I am not worthy...

You mean Guy.....right?

I sure do, Bud.

 

Am I going to have to call security?

No need to call, they'll find you.

FTFY.

That covers more than just this thread my man.

Except those aren't MLB pitchers.

The process is still being perfected. The good Dr. received a grant from the Twins Community Fund to finance his experiments in his laboritory. The Twins offered to supply funding and specimens. How was the good Dr. to know that suitable subjects were not available on this team. When Pohlad complained, he was heard to say, "Jim, I'm only a doctor."

I sure do, Bud.

Thought so

 

What were the first 6? Chernobyl? The Hindenburg? Enron?

Those were 8, 11, and 15.

2016 Offseason HOTSTOVE update:

Does Chief need a new writer?

We've all come to expect and cherish HOF level jokes from Chief. Coming into the 2016 season, the sky was the limit for the 4 time MVP!

Instead, we see a regression.... Not by much! But enough to warrant a snub on the August 31st game thread.

Will he return to MVP form?? Or will others battle their tail off to become the new "Chief of the Joke"?

You have raised an interesting point. Can you regress, from regression?

Thought so

Too far?

Foul (Runner going)