Some ladies find a man who drives a truck, dips tobacco and has impeccable grammar QUITE attractive.

Is that why you're still single? 

Dick: "there is no atmosphere here tonight"

 

.....

 

Home run. Timing, you got it, Dick!

Uh huh ...

What if I told you that I know a guy?

Kluber and Dean giving up an equal number of HR, as expected.

Is that why you're still single?

 

On the list of reasons why I'm still single, those things are no higher than 264

 

............ or offered her a pinch!

I don't know about pinching her, but looks like she's good on chew::

http://cf.ltkcdn.net/dogs/images/std/149075-425x336-Pet-chewing-his-rawhide.jpg

Edited September 1, 201610 yr by HitInAPinch

 

What if I told you that I know a guy?

Uh huh ...

I wonder if mike zimmer could manage the twins.

On the list of reasons why I'm still single, those things are no higher than 264

I other words, no fat chicks?

Dick: "there is no atmosphere here tonight"

 

.....

 

Home run. Timing, you got it, Dick!

Every physicist will tell you the ball travels better in a vacuum.

 

 

I, uh...um, uh...well...

http://familymatters.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/openmouthinsertfoot.jpg

I other words, no fat chicks?

Well done.

What if I told you that I know a guy?

I don't know any guys. But I know a guy who knows one.

 

I wonder if mike zimmer could manage the twins.

 

At least they'd have a good defense.

Yes and a few more harder ones also. That is based on nothing other than keeping the friendly banter going.

Yeah, my question was just idle banter too, with no particular answer in mind. It's a question we should be thinking about, in the runup to the off-season.

Every physicist will tell you the ball travels better in a vacuum.

Then what's all this about?

twinssporto thanks for mentioning me!

 

 

 

Your friend,

operation mindcrime \m/

Kepler part deux?

 

 

Or maybe not.

Oh geezzzzz.......

If you're not going to be good, you'd better be lucky.

Kepler part deux?

 

Or maybe not.

You got the deux part right at least.

Edited September 1, 201610 yr by Pardon My Dinger

Every physicist will tell you the ball travels better in a vacuum.

Polanco and Kepler having success a good pitcher like Kluber? They're keepers.

I got the deux part right anyway.

 

I got the deux part right anyway.

 

Bastard!

 

Bastard!

 

Yes.

 

 

 

/chief

What if I told you that I know a guy?

Aggie?

 

I wonder if mike zimmer could manage the twins.

I could guarantee you they'd stop bunting so much under Zimmer.

Aggie?

No. But also yes.

Enjoyed the write-up, sporto! I think you have very intuitive skills and got us all summed up quite right!

So you think I'm a veterinarian assistant??

 

On days when my day time job sucks, I wish I would have went to culinary school and be a chef! Hence why the Food and Other Such Holidays thread is near and dear to my heart.