Sugardale has to be the least appetizing hot dog I've ever seen, I mean based strictly on appearance...

You've clearly never seen a target or wal mart hot dog spinning on a grill

 

Do we have to watch the game?

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No.

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Why?

Nice AB

cmon wild pitch.

 

Fine, then we kick you off the trail

Let's play the Donner (sp?) Party version.  Cannibalism at its best...

That was a nice at-bat by sano.  Held up his swing, fouled off some pitches, didn't flail at ball 4 in the dirt

 

Come on, Mauer! We don't pay you to take walks in the late innings! Hit one out!

 

Wait, that was Sano? 

Why?

That is not an easy question and will require a long answer.

Let's play the Donner (sp?) Party version.  Cannibalism at its best...

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

Crud

These eastern time zone games are killing me

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That was about as good a shot as we were gonna get.

The Twins hitters are going to be kicking themselves tomorrow about this game.

 

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

Depends on who you eat.  I always played the version that gave you bonus points for eating them while alive...Sorry.  That was the Silence of the Lambs version.  Always get them confused.

Can our guys take bunting lessons from the Cleveland staff?

 

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

 

Er, yes.

 

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How late was your swing?  Hilariously late, I hope.

Actually I think it was an honest swing to hit the ball, it's just that the ball was in the dirt. So no, it wasn't hilariously late, just hilariously inaccurate.

Depends on who you eat.  I always played the version that gave you bonus points for eating them while alive...Sorry.  That was the Silence of the Lambs version.  Always get them confused.

Ick. Ish. Ugh.

Why can nobody bunt?

Er, yes.

 

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Should I be alarmed that everyone here's an expert?

We need a strike out pitcher in there right now!

 

We need a strike out pitcher in there right now!

A what?

 

Why can nobody bunt?

Because.  They are modern era MLB players.

 

A what?

Sorry.  I may have drank too much tonight.  My apologies.

Tom emanski is rolling in his grave

 

Should I be alarmed that everyone here's an expert?

 

Er, yes.

 

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I just thought of IRAC for the first time in years and the hairy hand case.  If I have a finals dream tonight you are to blame.

 

Yes, jack, Molitor should be concerned about overusing his closer when he gets so many chances

Is there really an umpire with the last name culpa? Cmon now