Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? She's pitching for the Twins tonight!

Joe Mauer's getting paid millions and he's still robbing fans of souvenir baseballs!? Whatever, Joe.

There's our gold glove first baseman!

 

Though that Cleveland fan straight up whiffed his grab. Maybe it was a subtle commentary on the twins defense this season.

I'm sure Napoli  is wondering how Mauer was allowed to make a catch that far into the stands.  In Philadelphia they would have stolen his glove and probably tried to stab him.  Or at least that's what I've heard.

I never played Oregon Trail, but I played enough similar games to laugh out loud a few times at the early posts in the thread.

 

re Logan Schafer- I didn't know anything much about him other than his Rochester stats.  I am

astounded to see that we just called up a 29-year-old to start in center, who has been in the big leagues for almost 300 games and has a career OPS+ of 66.  Huh. Interesting.

 

Let's hope tonight is the night he breaks out.

 

Wow.  Centeno isn't really a catch-and-throw guy, but he sure is a throw guy. Wow.

Wait, catchers can throw runners out at second!?

If someone could somehow teach Centeno to be better at picking up low pitches, he'd have a shot.

I have the game thread intro tomorrow and Wednesday.  The way the team has been playing lately I just wanted to get a head count for tomorrow and Wednesday.  

 

Please RSVP.  Not really sure if I have to plan for a party of 5 or more...

I'd love to, but it's my parakeet's bowling night. Also, I have to sort the gravel in my driveway. And I just remembered, I'm scheduled to give nuisance lessons at our local convenience store.

 

I may think of other reasons, as well.

 

I never played Oregon Trail, but I played enough similar games to laugh out loud a few times at the early posts in the thread.

 

re Logan Schafer- I didn't know anything much about him other than his Rochester stats.  I am

astounded to see that we just called up a 29-year-old to start in center, who has been in the big leagues for almost 300 games and has a career OPS+ of 66.  Huh. Interesting.

 

Let's hope tonight is the night he breaks out.

I have a new idea for a game thread.

 

I play Oregon Trail with a bunch of Twins Daily members on the wagon. We get to see who survives and who succumbs to dysentery.

 

Does that sound like a good idea?

I have a new idea for a game thread.

 

I play Oregon Trail with a bunch of Twins Daily members on the wagon. We get to see who survives and who succumbs to dysentery.

 

Does that sound like a good idea?

I am not yet on the wagon.

Bert just said Ploiffe is DH'ing because Sano's elbow is feeling better. Seems weird just to do a 1 for 1 swap of the superior defender vs the superior hitter just to give Sano reps at third. Not really doing Santiago any favors.

Bert just said Ploiffe is DH'ing because Sano's elbow is feeling better. Seems weird just to do a 1 for 1 swap of the superior defender vs the superior hitter just to give Sano reps at third. Not really doing Santiago any favors.

meh Plouffe is hitting well and they are a wash at third IMO

If Centeno could block pitches he would be my choice for full time catcher next season. Hopefully he takes that on as his winter project (I'm sure he has in the past and just can't get it, but still)

Safe

Hit lol

Molly shoulda challenged Sano beating it out. Oh well.

Is there a pitch that Rosario won't take a swing at?

There goes the Santiago no hitter

Is there a pitch that Rosario won't take a swing at?

Cal Worthington?

Is there a pitch that Rosario won't take a swing at?

No.

 

This has been another edition of Short Answers to Easy Questions. Come back later for the next one!

There goes the Santiago no hitter

The radio team (Gladden?) put the jinx on at the end of the third inning by mentioning it. Sheesh. N00bs. Everyone here knows better, right?

Four innings, no balls to Sano. And to think, I came to see him make a great play or boot an easy one

Lindor: average at .311, 14 homers, 64 RBI. (And a booted ground ball tonight.) All cynicism aside, I would love it if Gordon showed up in a couple years with those hitting numbers.

I would love it if Gordon showed up in a couple years with those hitting numbers.

Not Vielma?

Not Vielma?

Vielma, Bernier, Wally Pipp, anyone

I missed Logan's first AB tonight, but after watching him almost knock Kipnis over with that hot smash in the 4th I feel comfortable in assigning him a nickname ... Weapon X.

 

Who's with me?

Vielma, Bernier, Wally Pipp, anyone

Pipp's probably your better bet for double-digit HRs in the occasional season, if Gordon doesn't pan out.

Ken Rosenthal's reporting that the Twins are considering Anthony Weiner for POBO!

CBU (do we do those anymore?)

 

Santiago strands lead off double, 0-0 tie heading to sixth