Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/29 @ 6:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:02 AM, Jham said:

Sugardale has to be the least appetizing hot dog I've ever seen, I mean based strictly on appearance...

You've clearly never seen a target or wal mart hot dog spinning on a grill

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/29/2016 at 10:43 PM, Pardon My Dinger said:

Do we have to watch the game?

PMD - Thank you gentle reader.  No.  You don't have to watch the game...Just tune into the Game Thread.  Should be fun.

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 12:14 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

No.

This has been another edition of Short Answers to Easy Questions. Come back later for the next one!

Why?

[Aggies7]

Nice AB

[mickeymental]

cmon wild pitch.

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 1:32 AM, ChiTownTwinsFan said:

Fine, then we kick you off the trail

Let's play the Donner (sp?) Party version.  Cannibalism at its best...

[big dog]

That was a nice at-bat by sano.  Held up his swing, fouled off some pitches, didn't flail at ball 4 in the dirt

 

[70charger]

Come on, Mauer! We don't pay you to take walks in the late innings! Hit one out!

 

Wait, that was Sano? 

[ashbury]

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:06 AM, twinssporto said:

Why?

That is not an easy question and will require a long answer.

[ashbury]

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:08 AM, twinssporto said:

Let's play the Donner (sp?) Party version.  Cannibalism at its best...

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

[Aggies7]

Crud

[Aggies7]

These eastern time zone games are killing me

Edited August 30, 2016 by Aggies7

[70charger]

That was about as good a shot as we were gonna get.

[ashbury]

The Twins hitters are going to be kicking themselves tomorrow about this game.

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:12 AM, ashburyjohn said:

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

Depends on who you eat.  I always played the version that gave you bonus points for eating them while alive...Sorry.  That was the Silence of the Lambs version.  Always get them confused.

[70charger]

Can our guys take bunting lessons from the Cleveland staff?

[70charger]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:12 AM, ashburyjohn said:

There are different levels of cannibalism? And you know how to make value judgements on them?

 

Er, yes.

 

Who wants to take a trip back to the first year of law school with me? - http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/eon/ei/elabs/majesty/stephens.html

[Danchat]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 1:56 AM, Jham said:

How late was your swing?  Hilariously late, I hope.

Actually I think it was an honest swing to hit the ball, it's just that the ball was in the dirt. So no, it wasn't hilariously late, just hilariously inaccurate.

[ashbury]

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:17 AM, twinssporto said:

Depends on who you eat.  I always played the version that gave you bonus points for eating them while alive...Sorry.  That was the Silence of the Lambs version.  Always get them confused.

Ick. Ish. Ugh.

[Aggies7]

Why can nobody bunt?

[ashbury]

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:18 AM, 70charger said:

Er, yes.

 

Who wants to take a trip back to the first year of law school with me? - http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/eon/ei/elabs/majesty/stephens.html

Should I be alarmed that everyone here's an expert?

[twinssporto]

We need a strike out pitcher in there right now!

[twinsnorth49]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:21 AM, twinssporto said:

We need a strike out pitcher in there right now!

A what?

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:20 AM, Aggies7 said:

Why can nobody bunt?

Because.  They are modern era MLB players.

[twinssporto]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:22 AM, twinsnorth49 said:

A what?

Sorry.  I may have drank too much tonight.  My apologies.

[Aggies7]

Tom emanski is rolling in his grave

[70charger]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:20 AM, ashburyjohn said:

Should I be alarmed that everyone here's an expert?

[D. Hocking]

 

  On 8/30/2016 at 2:18 AM, 70charger said:

Er, yes.

 

Who wants to take a trip back to the first year of law school with me? - http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/eon/ei/elabs/majesty/stephens.html

 

I just thought of IRAC for the first time in years and the hairy hand case.  If I have a finals dream tonight you are to blame.

 

[Aggies7]

Yes, jack, Molitor should be concerned about overusing his closer when he gets so many chances

[Aggies7]

Is there really an umpire with the last name culpa? Cmon now