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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/29 @ 6:10pm CT


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Give it a day or two and we'll get to watch Schafer and Grossman in the outfield at the same time. Maybe if we're real lucky, in a couple weeks Santana will be back and we can play our outfield of the future. Grossman/Schafer/Santana

 

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*I apologize in advance for any aneurysms, strokes, or heart attacks this post may have caused.

I love this gif so much. Never fails to make me laugh. 

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Well, we can check off taking strike three calls and throwing a ball from LF to the very edge of the infield.

I'm not positive Platoon has a pulse.

 

Be right back, I am having my doctor whip up a one page report on my health. He said it would only take 5 min. (If some of the wording is similar to mine, it's only because we have known each other for years). He is a D.O.D. Doctor of Orthopedic Dentristy
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It takes something momentous to  make me vomit. I think it stems from when I was around 10 years old and after everyone had left the table at Christmas dinner, I went around and drained what was left of everybody's wine glass. Needless to say I vomited pretty much all night but in the process I;m pretty sure I developed an iron stomach.

 

 

Stop looking at me like that......

I was about that age and drank a half a quart of homemade dill pickle juice...... BARF
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The doctors report is in...... To quote........" Platoon has the range of Delmon Young, Grossman like routes to the ball, a Revere like arm, and to answer the specific question, a heart that pumps like the bilge pump on the Edmund Fitzgerald! Tremendous athlete, likely will be the greatest left fielder that ever played.......

 

He goes on (and on) but those are the pertinent parts.

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Uhh......why umm......uh...why would you do that by chance?

Mine was about age 15 and it was a bottle of Old Mr. Boston brandy, snitched from a case purchased for my brother's wedding.

 

Those were the good old days. Make puking Great Again!

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Mine was about age 15 and it was a bottle of Old Mr. Boston brandy, snitched from a case purchased for my brother's wedding.

 

Those were the good old days. Make puking Great Again!

Reminds me of that Christmas Eve i spent on the bathroom floor after not paying enough attention to how many Redbull/Vodka's I had.

 

Haven't had one since.

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I have the game thread intro tomorrow and Wednesday.  The way the team has been playing lately I just wanted to get a head count for tomorrow and Wednesday.  

 

Please RSVP.  Not really sure if I have to plan for a party of 5 or more...

Depends on which heads you count.

 

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I have the game thread intro tomorrow and Wednesday. The way the team has been playing lately I just wanted to get a head count for tomorrow and Wednesday.

 

Please RSVP. Not really sure if I have to plan for a party of 5 or more...

So far we have 2 yes, 44 maybe, and 72 no response. Hope that helps!

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I have the game thread intro tomorrow and Wednesday. The way the team has been playing lately I just wanted to get a head count for tomorrow and Wednesday.

 

Please RSVP. Not really sure if I have to plan for a party of 5 or more...

Do we have to watch the game?

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