OK - This is a very serious question/post...

 

I have my MLB debute for the Twins Daily Game Thread on August 13th.  I haven't slept in weeks and find myself short of breath on most days.  I'm not sure what to write.  Mostly I'm afraid my literary style will either bore or offend someone.  

 

Any suggestions on what to write?  Ideas on topics?  

 

I'm afraid.  Help...

 

1. Impossible to bore or offend because I've already broken everybody in on those fronts. 

 

2. They can't throw tomatoes at you. They don't know where they live. 

 

3.  Topics?  I don't recall anybody ever using Fruit Flies as a topic. 

Right play by Mauer, wrong play by Sano. Kids gotta live and learn, I guess.

 

Has Mauer gone back to eating at Jimmy John's?  That can be the only explanation.

Mmmm, Jimmy John's  Gargantuan with Bacon and Dijon, hold the tomato.

Hahahahahaha! That was a funny base running blunderfest!

The base running has really improved since Molitor took over

 

1. Impossible to bore or offend because I've already broken everybody in on those fronts. 

 

2. They can't throw tomatoes at you. They don't know where they live. 

 

3.  Topics?  I don't recall anybody ever using Fruit Flies as a topic. 

I will see if I can weave in some Fruit Flies.  May have an idea...

Alright SSO1 I'm way past 20 likes, so, you know

 

I thought i was going faster...

 

My way's not very sportsmanlike.

 

20...

 

What was that again?

 

Woohoo! Dozier going opposite field and Mauer pulling the ball. What a strange new world we are living in.

'Mirror, Mirror' Spock liked this post

http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spockulations2-400x288.jpg

 

Can we now consider the voodoo jinxes invalidated? 

 

Umm

 

No

 

The 10 runs just prove that the poster isn't powerful enough... yet. 

 

You all saw what happened to Twinssporto.

 

 

In the hands of Chitown... a jinx can be dive under your desk scary. 

Twins have been spanking Cleveland's balls this whole series.

 

  Ideas on topics?  

 

You could try ebelskivers. I think that's only come up once that I can recall, and that was way last year.

Anybody notice that Rosario looks a little like Al Pacino?

I just went back and paused it. I don't see the resemblance. Give me a movie role of Pachino's for context!

 

Twins have been spanking Cleveland's balls this whole series.

 

twinssporto:   see your future....

 

I just went back and paused it. I don't see the resemblance. Give me a movie role of Pachino's for context!

Scarface? :-)

Man, Trevor May totally got screwed on that strike three fastball. Perfect pitch, rang that outside bell like BONNNNGGGGG. Ump didn't notice.

 

 

 

2. They can't throw tomatoes at you. They don't know where they live. 

 

 

 

He means we don't know where you live, cause we know where the tomatoes live, and we're gonna fix their wagon after what they said in the 'Trade Santana?' thread.

Edited August 4, 201610 yr by LaBombo

 

Umm

 

No

 

The 10 runs just prove that the poster isn't powerful enough... yet. 

 

You all saw what happened to Twinssporto.

 

 

In the hands of Chitown... a jinx can be dive under your desk scary. 

We've got this game in the bag.  These "new" Twins are unstoppable!

 

 

 

He means we don't know where you live, cause we know where the tomatoes live, and we're gonna fix their wagon after what they said in the 'Trade Santana?' thread.

SO FUNNY!!!!!

 

twinssporto:   see your future....

Fantastic!

I just went back and paused it. I don't see the resemblance. Give me a movie role of Pachino's for context!

I'm thinking Scarface, just as Tony Montana lifts his face out of the cocaine. He knows he's dead, but he's going to bring as many of the bastards with him to hell. 

Scarface? :-)

That would be Tommy Milone.

twinssporto: see your future....

We don't moderate much in game threads, but pics of ball spanking will definitely be removed.

 

Unless they are classy and tasteful in an artistic way of course.

 

Anybody notice that Rosario looks a little like Al Pacino?

Ok, so if that guy is Rosario, then who is the man sitting in the dugout and talking to himself?

 

http://throughanewlens.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/godfather05.jpg

 

We don't moderate much in game threads, but pics of ball spanking will definitely be removed.

Unless they are classy and tasteful in an artistic way of course.

Thanks for advice.  Still trying to figure out how to post pics on this site.

Ok, so if that guy is Rosario, then who is the man sitting in the dugout and talking to himself?

 

http://throughanewlens.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/godfather05.jpg

Oh. My. God.

 

Kent Hrbek!!!!!!!!

 

We don't moderate much in game threads, but pics of ball spanking will definitely be removed.

Unless they are classy and tasteful in an artistic way of course.

Please tell me you don't have examples.......

 

Please tell me you don't have examples.......

FTFY

We don't moderate much in game threads, but pics of ball spanking will definitely be removed.

Unless they are classy and tasteful in an artistic way of course.

Does this count?

 

So you mean I've been doing it right all along?

Oh, I forgot to say ... 'But don't write a tome.'

DOZIER!!