Gibson's getting some nice swings and misses. Is he getting back to being his old self?

Nice, through five. The book on Gibson has been inconsistency, though, so I would like to see the rest of this game, not to mention about three more, before rushing to judgement.

HOOTERS BABY!

Steve Stone,

"As good of footwork that Suzuki has, he does not have an overpoweringly strong arm."

Google Translate could not identify which language this is, so I'm staying on the fence as to the value of his observation.

Winner!

Ish.

I like Dick's idea of making Roy Smalley pay to come into the broadcasting booth. 

How do I get bert's benefits package? Guy works less than congress.

 

How do I get bert's benefits package? Guy works less than congress.

Step 1. Get inducted into the baseball hall of fame.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit

 

I like Dick's idea of making Roy Smalley pay to come into the broadcasting booth. 

I'd prefer paying Roy to not come into the broadcast booth.

Nunez lost his helmet?

"... the mandatory retrieval of [Nunez's] helmet."

 

I'd prefer paying Roy to not come into the broadcast booth.

Someone start fundraising so we can make this a reality. I'm sure we'd get more bids than the stuff they're auctioning.

Sven n Ole die in a snowmobile accident, drunker than skunks.  They end up in hell, and the devil visits the next morning to see how miserable they are.  He finds them smiling and laughing, having a good time.  "WTH?" he asks.

 

"Vell, ve don't get dis nice'a wedder dat offun up dere, dontchaknow.  Dis is nice, ve're enjoyin' da heat!"

 

The devil decides to teach them a lesson, and turns off the heat to the whole place.  Next morning, there's icicles everywhere and it's 40 below.

 

He finds Sven and Ole in their parkas and bomber hats, jumping up and down and high fiving each other.

 

"WTH?" he asks.

 

"Da Vikes won da Sooper Bowl!  Da Vikes won da Sooper Bowl!" 

Seems as if grossman is regressing to the mean, eh?

 

I'd prefer paying Roy to not come into the broadcast booth.

 

Isn't that what tonight's auction is for?

 

Isn't that what tonight's auction is for?

Ahhh, so thats what the Twins Community Fund is for. 

 

Ahhh, so thats what the Twins Community Fund is for. 

winner

Park to the minors please.

I feel this is necessary....again.

 

DOZIER-ZEE!!!11!

DOZIER!!!! ^2

 

Duo-zier?

Awesome! So good to see!

jeezzzz, that Dozier

 

Park to the minors please.

 

And Dozier to the Hall of Fame. :go:

Nice to see a HR with 2 runners on, good on Doz

Why anyone would throw a pitch there to him is mind boggling

 

 

I feel this is necessary....again.

 

 

Like, again

 

Why anyone would throw a pitch there to him is mind boggling

 

He missed badly.  Catcher had lined up him low and outside.

 

 

And Dozier to the Hall of Fame. :go:

 

and his Glorious Hair

And Dozier to the Hall of Fame. :go:

Trade him now.