Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

[Aggies7]

Somehow I think a partially severed aorta would be just as deadly as a completely severed one. Death would just be a bit quicker in the latter case.

You can pinch a partially severed aorta. In my head you can anyway

[Aggies7]

always been partial to tulips myself :-)

On your piano? Sorry I had to

[Squirrel]

always been partial to tulips myself :-)

I like lilacs, too.

[ashbury]

Somehow I think a partially severed aorta would be just as deadly as a completely severed one. Death would just be a bit quicker in the latter case.

Princess Bride reference in three... two... one...

[operation mindcrime]

Omg!

[LaBombo]

 

Send my Cameron home...

 

"Realmuto with the tag aaand - Out at the plate!"

 

Ullger,  guest coaching at third,   strikes again...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So quick I completely missed it.

Missed what?

[USAFChief]

Park bang.

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Bang!

 

[jimmer]

 

Princess Bride reference in three... two... one...

he's only MOSTLY dead

[Aggies7]

Park bangarang

[mickeymental]

a small sample size, yes, but parmelee has a 3.250 ops as a yankee.

[jimbo92107]

And you know what they call a second-deck home run?

 

Park Go Bang!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Princess Bride reference in three... two... one...

Get used to disappointment.

 

Edit: Unless i am wrong (and i am....

[operation mindcrime]

My Old School, Boston Rag, Pearl of the Quarter.

Hey Nineteen

[HitInAPinch]

Oh, THANK YOU!    

[Squirrel]

And that's how and why you run it out!

[Aggies7]

Lol cmon

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Giggle, giggle, giggle....

[Squirrel]

Princess Bride reference in three... two... one...

Chief's most favorite movie!

[LaBombo]

 

Overmanaging, Paul.

The Marlins have like 35 hits these last two innings

 

"You wanna make it 36,   mister?!?"

 

[Squirrel]

Buxton would've been on third.

[tobi0040]

I had two tickets to the Twins game on the passenger seat of my car. I come out of the store, my window is shattered.

 

Four Twins tickets on the seat now.

 

True story.

[jimmer]

 

"You wanna make it 36,   mister?!?"

 

another of my absolute favorites!

 

Show Dick some respect!

[HitInAPinch]

Well, good things do happen to the Twins  

[Aggies7]

"Kind of a gift" Bert?

 

If it were any more of a gift there would have been a cake and candles along with it

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Yes.

 

 

Edit:  Just to clarify,   it's not me.   But someone knows,   and it's probably the same silly son of a beach who came up with the statoid that the Twins have trailed in every game played on a day that ends with a y 'why',    as in "I just watched all 9 innings of another crappy Twins game.    Why?"

 

whatever you just said...... it somehow makes sense.

[Aggies7]

I had two tickets to the Twins game on the passenger seat of my car. I come out of the store, my window is shattered.

Four Twins tickets on the seat now.

True story.

I lol'd again. Man, some funny folks on TD

[ashbury]

 

You can pinch a partially severed aorta. In my head you can anyway

If you have an aorta in your head you have worse medical problems than even game thread posters can help you with.

[jimmer]

 

Chief's most favorite movie!

It was my dad's as well.  Which, I guess, makes sense :-)