Maybe you want to use 'hallucinating' instead?

I still volunteer to pinch him to make sure.

...and about the Twins acquiring James Shields....

Mrs Chief and I had a sort of...embarrassing incident in church last Sunday.

 

I "let one go,"  but silently.  Then another, but fortunately not a sound.

 

I leaned over and asked her if she had noticed, sort of proud of my ability to be quiet.

 

She looked at me with "that look," and asked me when was the last time I put new batteries in my hearing aid.

 

When Santana comes back we should trade Arcia! We should also trade Kennys Vargas we don't seem to have a role for him anymore.

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I still volunteer to pinch him to make sure.

ish?

 

Mrs Chief and I had a sort of...embarrassing incident in church last Sunday.

 

I "let one go,"  but silently.  Then another, but fortunately not a sound.

 

I leaned over and asked her if she had noticed, sort of proud of my ability to be quiet.

 

She looked at me with "that look," and asked me when was the last time I put new batteries in my hearing aid.

Chief's got a million of them!

ish?

How is pinching someone an ish? Does it mean something I didn't know?

Chief's got a million of them!

Yeah ... It's a good thing, except when it's not.

 

Chief's got a million of them!

 

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Mr and Mrs Chief wanted to join a church but it required them to abstain from marital relations for a month. At the end of the month they met with the pastor who asked them if they had fulfilled the requirements. Chief said that, sadly, Mrs Chief had bent over to pick up a bag of potatoes, and one thing led to another. The pastor said that they would have to leave and never come back. And Chief said, "That's OK, they told us the same thing at Lunds."

ACK!!!!!

Well this has gotten awfully hairy awfully quickly

And the wheels fall off! C'mom Ricky!

 

ACK!!!!!

 

 

Top of fifth, in graphic form.http://i.imgur.com/27qPhKv.png

Cmon! Get this one!

that wasn't the pitch.....

You can never be sure, but that last 59 footer into the LH batter's box probably gets by Centeno.

Has the bullpen been warming up?

I feel like vomiting!

Top of the 5th recap:

I feel like vomiting!

That's fine, but please don't vomit here.

****

Terry Ryan should have just opened his window and thrown out wads of money rather than give it to RN

Edited June 9, 201610 yr by Aggies7

What just happened there? Things were going so well.

 

I just don't understand why Molitor doesn't listen to me......

Well this has gotten awfully hairy awfully quickly

Awfully Nolasco of him to do that.

 

I feel like vomiting!

plus / minus on Nolasco going out for the next inning?