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Man, PeeWee's Playhouse was the best show ever!

Now Dick is offering his medical opinion on orthopedics and physical therapy. Something to the effect of Sano has big legs.

 

Late to the thread. Our pooch is having a rough time coming out of anesthesia. And she's not exactly a teacup dog, either.

 

Do you have to put her under whenever Nolasco pitches?  [hope she is feeling better]

Man, PeeWee's Playhouse was the best show ever!

I had the talking doll. My parents took it away from me after his indiscretion

 

Man, PeeWee's Playhouse was the best show ever!

"Fun with tape."

Maybe they should try free beers? That would be a draw. Obviously can't do that when the Brewers come to town.

Honestly, I can't say for sure if I'd go down there for free beer. Probably not, and i'd go (and have gone) to a lot of undesirable places for free beer.

 

I could get the best 6 pack money can buy, watch it on tv (with the option to turn the channel), and I'd still come out ahead.

 

Most importantly....the option to turn the channel after the top of the first,

then maybe flip it back periodically to catch Sano/Mauer/Buxton/Kepler/Park, is priceless.

"Fun with tape."

Today's word of the day is: save

 

As in, who comes out for it?

 

An emoji.

 

/ just trying to deflect your sarcasm.

 

The force you must use,  or severed will your aorta be.

 

 

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I'm glad coffee drinking habits are the only thing Nunez picked up from jeter.

 

The guy's been around, is what I'm getting at.

Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

 

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

 

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

Have the Twins hit double digits yet this year?  This could be the night!

 

Today's word of the day is: save

As in, who comes out for it?

pfft.

 

There's no gonna be no SAVE opportunity.

I had the talking doll. My parents took it away from me after his indiscretion

Geez ... it took that long? They obviously never watched the show. I still remember when PeeWee commented on how Jambi had a green thumb and Jambi said 'That's not all that's green ...'

Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

But who's the real dummy there?

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I don't know how to type PeeWee's laugh or I would.

 

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Pee Wee seems to have some arthritis of the legs going on.

Geez ... it took that long? They obviously never watched the show. I still remember when PeeWee commented on how Jambi had a green thumb and Jambi said 'That's not all that's green ...'

I watched it as an adult and all the inuendos were used quite liberally.

 

Lawrence fishburne as a jheri curled cowboy

Today's word of the day is: save

As in, who comes out for it?

I'm gonna remember that you made that the word of the day ... fair warning.

But who's the real dummy there?

Not Jeter. What a life. I wonder what his Ron Mexico is?

Cmon, Paul. Anybody but jepsen tonight! Listen to reason!

 

Okay I may have lost my credibility with my first joke. That was just a joke. This one is a real story about Jeter.

A friend of mine knows an attractive girl who lives in NYC. She is active on the philanthropy scene. She met Jeter at some event and he took her home. In the AM he gave her a nice handbag, inside it was a signed baseball and 40 bucks for a cab.

A year later she runs into him at the same event. She starts talking to him and realizes he does not remember her. He takes her home again. In the AM he gives her the same handbag, a signed ball and 40 for a cab.

I had heard that Jetes gave out gift bags for the ladies that he took home.  Gotta admit that the guy still managed to keep a clean image even with the NY press following his every move.

 

pfft.

 

There's no gonna be no SAVE opportunity.

 

Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

Arcia:  "Easy to understand in any language."

Not Jeter. What a life. I wonder what his Ron Mexico is?

He came through my town once. Let's just say he doesn't limit himself to major league towns

pfft.

 

There's no gonna be no SAVE opportunity.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

You're talking strictly theoretically here, amiright?

Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just for the 2016 Twins,   the official scoring definition of a save opportunity is any time a reliever enters with any size of lead,   regardless of inning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know, I sometimes talk out loud when I type. I just woke up my mom and scared her. My dad slept right through it. He didn't have his hearing aids in.

Eduardo scizzorhands!