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Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/8, 7:10 PM

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Somehow I think a partially severed aorta would be just as deadly as a completely severed one. Death would just be a bit quicker in the latter case.

You can pinch a partially severed aorta. In my head you can anyway

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    always been partial to tulips myself :-)

    On your piano? Sorry I had to

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    always been partial to tulips myself :-)

    I like lilacs, too.

    Somehow I think a partially severed aorta would be just as deadly as a completely severed one. Death would just be a bit quicker in the latter case.

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    Park bangarang

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    And you know what they call a second-deck home run?

     

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    Edit: Unless i am wrong (and i am....

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    Oh, THANK YOU!     :go:

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    "Kind of a gift" Bert?

     

    If it were any more of a gift there would have been a cake and candles along with it

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    Yes.

     

     

    Edit:  Just to clarify,   it's not me.   But someone knows,   and it's probably the same silly son of a beach who came up with the statoid that the Twins have trailed in every game played on a day that ends with a y 'why',    as in "I just watched all 9 innings of another crappy Twins game.    Why?"

     

    whatever you just said...... it somehow makes sense.

    I had two tickets to the Twins game on the passenger seat of my car. I come out of the store, my window is shattered.

    Four Twins tickets on the seat now.

    True story.

    I lol'd again. Man, some funny folks on TD

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    Chief's most favorite movie!

    It was my dad's as well.  Which, I guess, makes sense :-)

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