Here's Brian Dozier

Perfect spot for him, too.

 

What a sad ending to that movie

DUDE!  How's about a spoiler alert!!??!1?

Always surprises me how many guys injure themselves sliding into a base.

DUDE!  How's about a spoiler alert!!??!1?

I'm such a film buff, I saw it for the first time a few months ago.

THREE and two.

Bert says Dozier shouldn't listen to too many people. I don't think that has been a problem.

Good AB Brian

 

Good AB

 

Always surprises me how many guys injure themselves sliding into a base.

 

And waiting until the last second to throw fireworks. 

I'm far drunker than I should be for a tuesday eve

 

Question:  What's the biggest upside to this really sad season?  Just curious if there is anything I can hope for or if there is a silver lining somewhere.

New and heretofore untapped veins of mockery will be mined?

Oh Danny Boy!!!!!!

 

This post works either way 

 

And waiting until the last second to throw fireworks. 

Or lighting bottle rockets, holding them out the passenger side window, and firing them at the grill of oncoming traffic, on the way back from South Dakota.

 

Or so I've heard.

 

I'm far drunker than I should be for a tuesday eve

 

I am the exact opposite of that sentence. 

Holy crap!

 

Idk what the stats say, but it sure seems like Centeno is worse at blocking the balls in the dirt compared to Suzuki.

 

Uhh, yes, that's at least one reason he was only 4th on the depth chart to start the season

Ok, stop this silliness guy.

Oh Eddie Boy!!!!!

 

It worked last time.

Whoa! Good at bats back to back to back from escobar, Dozier?!?! And Santana?!?!

Is this 2014?

Someone hit a gotdarn grand slam

 

With over 4K in posts, it would be assumed you know not to do math in GT! . Warning points, and one night without beer is my recommendation!

Heh.   You'd think,  but I got my slow learner's permit over 30 years ago.

 

The 2011-2014 Twins were the beer-aided viewing Twins.    The 2016 edition needs a bit stronger blend:

 

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The only reason I remembered the play was that it seemed totally precious that the Royals thought the Twins might mount a more serious scoring challenge than two on,  one out later in the game.

Anybody else smell a double play grounder to second?    Or is that the pan that I still haven't washed that I took the salmon out to the grill on?

Lol

Lol are they not even going to score out of this?

That could not possibly have end any other way.

Lol are they not even going to score out of this?

lol

Lah-who

 

Zuh-her.

We can't even win when a team tries to let us win.

11-34.  WOW.

 

It's like a 100 year flood...

Get the brooms ready!

It's the good 'ol load the bases with no outs and somehow come away with no runs. It always seems to  happen...