Twins (11-33, 5th AL Central) vs Royals (23-21, 3rd AL Central)

 

Santana (1-2, 3.13 ERA) vs Volquez (4-4, 3.79 ERA)

 

Target Field, Minneapolis, MN
Forcast: Partly Cloudy, 76F, 0% of Precip.

 

TV: FS-N
Radio: Go 96.3

 

Minnesota Twins Lineup:

1. 2B Eduardo Nunez ®
2. 1B Joe Mauer (L)
3. DH Miguel Sano ®
4. 3B Trevor Plouffe ®
5. LF Robbie Grossman (S)
6. RF Oswaldo Arcia (L)
7. SS Eduardo Escobar (S)
8. C Juan Centeno (L)
9. CF Danny Santana (S)

 

Kansas City Royals Lineup:

1. SS Alcides Escobar ®
2. 2B Whit Merrifield ®
3. CF Lorenzo Cain ®
4. 1B Eric Hosmer (L)
5. DH Kendrys Morales (S)
6. C Salvador Perez ®
7. RF Paulo Orlando ®
8. 3B Cheslor Cuthbert ®
9. LF Jarrod Dyson (L)

Minnesota Twins Talk
Let's talk about the Minnesota Twins major league baseball team.

 

 

At what point do we take out the "major league" part of that sentence?

I'm not sure what to talk about without things to talk about. 

I'm not sure what to talk about without things to talk about.

 

That's never stopped anyone.

I think we can all use a laugh for the day. Here's one that made me laugh.. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26FuAlnnWY

Off topic, if there is such a thing around here, the Mets are looking for a 1b and also have a china doll 3b. Do we have anyone that could fill that bill?

 

I'm not sure what to talk about without things to talk about. 

Show and tell?

 

I made this today.

 

 

The blockhead...

I used to say that if Plouffe is your cleanup hitter, nothing else needs to be said. Seeing Robbie in the 5 hole is making me rethink that long held supposition!

Apparently you can spend 2 1/2 years pulling everything, and play everyday, but when a reporter says TR says you need fixin, and don't agree, that's not a good idea!

 

Off topic, if there is such a thing around here, the Mets are looking for a 1b and also have a china doll 3b. Do we have anyone that could fill that bill?

MLBTR has a couple articles on the Mets.  In one, under "Creative Possibilities" they list Plouffe.  But that was for the 1st base opening.  Under "Controllable Bats":

 

"Meanwhile, the Twins are as buried as any team in baseball, but it’s not clear that any of their first basemen are really trade candidates. Byung-ho Park would be a significant piece to pursue given his contract and promising early major league results, and certainly looks to be a part of Minnesota’s plans for a hopeful renaissance in the near future."

 

If the Twins were actually selling, they could possibly work a deal as Plouffe for 1B now and veteran back for Wright later.

 

I'm not sure what to talk about without things to talk about. 

I see you're ready to enter the political arena.

 

 

Apparently you can spend 2 1/2 years pulling everything, and play everyday, but when a reporter says TR says you need fixin, and don't agree, that's not a good idea!

SHAVE DOZER'S HEAD!!

 

MLBTR has a couple articles on the Mets.  In one, under "Creative Possibilities" they list Plouffe.  But that was for the 1st base opening.  Under "Controllable Bats":

 

"Meanwhile, the Twins are as buried as any team in baseball, but it’s not clear that any of their first basemen are really trade candidates. Byung-ho Park would be a significant piece to pursue given his contract and promising early major league results, and certainly looks to be a part of Minnesota’s plans for a hopeful renaissance in the near future."

 

If the Twins were actually selling, they could possibly work a deal as Plouffe for 1B now and veteran back for Wright later.

Vargas and Plouffe packaged for some prospects.

 

 

 

Twins (11-33, 5th AL Central) vs Royals (23-21, 3rd AL Central)

 

Santana (1-2, 3.13 ERA) vs Volquez (4-4, 3.79 ERA)

 

Target Field, Minneapolis, MN
Forcast: Partly Cloudy, 76F, 0% of Precip.

 

TV: FS-N
Radio: Go 96.3

 

Minnesota Twins Lineup:

1. 2B Eduardo Nunez ®
2. 1B Joe Mauer (L)
3. DH Miguel Sano ®
4. 3B Trevor Plouffe ®
5. LF Robbie Grossman (S)
6. RF Oswaldo Arcia (L)
7. SS Eduardo Escobar (S)
8. C Juan Centeno (L)
9. CF Danny Santana (S)

 

Kansas City Royals Lineup:

1. SS Alcides Escobar ®
2. 2B Whit Merrifield ®
3. CF Lorenzo Cain ®
4. 1B Eric Hosmer (L)
5. DH Kendrys Morales (S)
6. C Salvador Perez ®
7. RF Paulo Orlando ®
8. 3B Cheslor Cuthbert ®
9. LF Jarrod Dyson (L)

 

Hey, we all got to be GM's for today and Lookie!  They made changes to the lineup  

 

Vargas and Plouffe packaged for some prospects.

2 goats and a pig will do....

 

The blockhead...

How is living in MN treating you? It must have been hard for you to leave the Chamber of Farts.

How is living in MN treating you? It must have been hard for you to leave the Chamber of Farts.

S*** just got too real.

2 goats and a pig will do....

That'll do, Plouffe. That'll do.

 

S*** just got too real.

I've said before and I'll say it again... I like your style.

S*** just got too real.

Let's get more real and admit something to the group you've never said before.

 

I'll go first. The first concert I ever went to was Destiny's Child: Survivor tour. Loved every second of it.

 

Let's get more real and admit something to the group you've never said before.

You see, that's where you lose me.

 

Let's get more real and admit something to the group you've never said before.

I'll go first. The first concert I ever went to was Destiny's Child: Survivor tour. Loved every second of it.

I bet I was the age you are now when you seen that concert, maybe even a little bit younger.

 

For me, it was Prince and the Revolution on the "Purple Rain" Tour - X-mas Eve 1984.

 

 

You see, that's where you lose me.

That just makes me laugh.. good one.

 

Vargas and Plouffe packaged for some prospects.

They need a replacement for 3-6, 5.77 ERA Harvey in their rotation, too.

 

Vargas, Plouffe, and Nolasco for Harvey and some prospects.  If we have to throw in Jepsen, oh well.

 

They need a replacement for 3-6, 5.77 ERA Harvey in their rotation, too.

 

Vargas, Plouffe, and Nolasco for Harvey and some prospects.  If we have to throw in Jepsen, oh well.

Nolasco for Harvey straight up.

Let's get more real and admit something to the group you've never said before.

YOLO

YOLO

Didn't like it. Next task, please.

Didn't like it. Next task, please.

Oh wait-- I thought it was say something you've never said dang it!

Let's get more real and admit something to the group you've never said before.

 

I'll go first. The first concert I ever went to was Destiny's Child: Survivor tour. Loved every second of it.

Ok. Starting over...

 

This one time, I was watching over the PA system controls at Petco Park, and the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus was scheduled to sing the national anthem...