May 14, 201610 yr HUGE rally on its way!!!Ok - I was wrong. However, this team is so bad that going forward any predictions that don't come to fruition on this thread are automatically pardoned for saying anything stupid.
May 14, 201610 yr Ok - I was wrong. However, this team is so bad that going forward any predictions that don't come to fruition on this thread are automatically pardoned for saying anything stupid.i may need to get a Moderator to sign off on that request though.
May 14, 201610 yr At least it was a must-watch last at bat by Park. It's baseball. You find the little reasons to watch again. See ya'll next time.Yeah, it was fun. But winning more than once every two weeks would be better. I struggle to find the words...
May 14, 201610 yr Well, at least they kept me entertained for most of the night this time. Can't decide if that's actually worse yet.
May 14, 201610 yr At least we got the tying run on 3rd. Coulda been worse.It was an exciting finish, I guess. And Park came oh so close to coming up clutch. Can't be mad about that.
May 14, 201610 yr Don't have too much fun with that.speak for yourself..... (Still watching it) EDIT: ninja'd by you Edited May 14, 201610 yr by Hosken Bombo Disco
May 14, 201610 yr It occurred to me that in order for the twins to even win 40 games, they'd have to win a month's worth of games. We're averaging about 1/week
May 14, 201610 yr New third base coach?Can't tell if she is waving them home or putting on the stop sign.
May 14, 201610 yr In all seriousness and honesty Troubles are always behind you if you keep moving forward. Unless you're moving toward trouble.
May 14, 201610 yr At least we got the tying run on 3rd. Coulda been worse. This made me think immediately of another 'could be worse' moment... http://andrewsidea.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/youngfrankenstein8.png But then it occurred to me that for the last couple of weeks, bad weather has really been the most reliable thing standing between the Twins and a loss on any given night. So no, not even if it were raining could it be worse. If nothing else, though, maybe each loss will subtract a little momentum from the apparently almost runaway 'Rob Antony for GM' train. Edited May 14, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 14, 201610 yr Tim Laudner assures us that the Twins won't lose all their remaining games. So that's a load off. Tim Laudner in studio is like a big, friendly, hairless mastiff, but with less focus on sabermetrics. Laudy Laudy's Insight of the Night TM: "If Sano keeps hitting the ball hard, it will continue to go a long way". Edited May 14, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 14, 201610 yr This made me think immediately of another 'could be worse' moment... http://andrewsidea.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/youngfrankenstein8.png ... I thought of that movie earlier tonight too, particularly in response to What about a von Blucher?But all i could think to respond was... "Roll, roll, roll in the hay!" So i got nothing. What else should we throw down the well?
May 14, 201610 yr Tim Laudner assures us that the Twins won't lose all their remaining games. So that's a load off. Tim Laudner in studio is like a big, friendly, hairless mastiff, but with less focus on sabermetrics."And Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog."
May 14, 201610 yr "And Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog." Twins 2016 front office mission statement: "Initiative comes to thems that wait!"
May 14, 201610 yr I thought of that movie earlier tonight too, particularly in response toBut all i could think to respond was..."Roll, roll, roll in the hay!"So i got nothing.What else should we throw down the well? Either a Fool of a Took, or the entire 2016 Twins bullpen. Your call. http://corecanvas.s3.amazonaws.com/theonering-0188db0e/gallery/original/trailerpippin011004c.jpg
May 14, 201610 yr Twins 2016 front office mission statement: "Initiative comes to thems that wait!"They need a sit down with this guy. "She gave me the key...yessss????"
May 14, 201610 yr Before today his ERA is 1.89. 220 ERA+. 2.36 FIP.12.8 k per 9. That ERA has now balloned to 3.20. Which five starters would you prefer? Viola, Radke, Tapani, Erickson, Santana This team sucks across the entire organization. I've never been more down on any team I root for in a very long time as much as I am about these guys. Zero leadership on the bench or in the field. No one steps up in a clutch situation. No pitcher wants the ball in a big spot and comes through. I've tried to stay patient but everything they've tried to work for has been shredded and there needs to be a new way of thinking around these parts. Otherwise, we're gonna become what the Royals were for 25 years.
May 14, 201610 yr LOSAH!!! http://i.imgur.com/n7dJb.gif Do we know who this is? Asking for a friend...
May 14, 201610 yr Do we know who this is? Asking for a friend...I was wondering the same. I like her moves.
May 14, 201610 yr Either a Fool of a Took, or the entire 2016 Twins bullpen. Your call. http://corecanvas.s3.amazonaws.com/theonering-0188db0e/gallery/original/trailerpippin011004c.jpgIt looks like that hobbit is taking a deuce in his pants.
May 14, 201610 yr Normally a loss like this would sting/be a bit heartbreaking and frustrating. Instead, I really could care less, it doesn't make a real difference in this season, it's a really really really bad sign that I (and a lot of fans) are already apathetic in the middle of May! In a year where we were supposed to contend. Ugh.
May 14, 201610 yr 451 posts in the game thread means we're having fun despite watching a team suck.With Sano and Park in the lineup at least there's a thread (pun) of ... watchability.
May 14, 201610 yr Do we know who this is? Asking for a friend...Thought she's the Twins new third base coach.....
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