Santana is not a CF'er and Mastro should have PH for him last inning. Would Mastro have caught that? 

What does this team have to do to win a stinking game?

The silver lining is that we don't get to see Jepsen blow the game.

 

It's too bad the Twins don't understand how to hit with runners in scoring position.

Edited May 14, 201610 yr by Danchat

 

Quick poll:  who votes for May and a 2-inning save?  

 

Me.

Is this poll still open?

 

Whyyyy am I this nervous for a game on May 13 with an 8-25 team?

 

No Idea

 

You've been drinking so that should keep things in control. 

I'm just shattered.

Hey, it's economical, though.  Didn't even have to wait for Jepsen this time.

Oh FFS!!

 

 

When is somebody going to man up and grow a pair!

 

****!!!!!

 

What does this team have to do to win a stinking game?

Cheat.

Betting heavily on the other team every time we have a lead helps...

I've learned to take them unemotionally.

 

I'm lost for words.

 

What does this team have to do to win a stinking game?

This solution brought to you by Homer Simpson:

 

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Memo to May:  stop throwing that weakass breaking ball.......

 

Santana is not a CF'er and Mastro should have PH for him last inning. Would Mastro have caught that? 

Let's ask the "manager."

Gutless and spineless.  Everybody on this team plays like a delicate pansy. 

I was going to type: "What month is it?" And you were all going to reply: MAY!

Well ...

 

I take back that 2-inning save thing I said.

 

Yeah

 

I gotta hang that one on you.

 

You and Sample have been working against our Twins tonight. 

Marlon Byrd. Isn't he about 57 years old?

 

Gutted

Oh good it's not over

 

 

What does this team have to do to win a stinking game?

They could start by getting a quality start out of somebody.  I know that's hard to do.

Well, have to go pick up the daughter, just in time.

This team just keeps finding ways to lose.

Throwing the ball around.

 

40-122.

 

Maybe.

 

Yeah

 

I gotta hang that one on you.

 

You and Sample have been working against our Twins tonight. 

 

It's certainly their fault the Twins clam up every time the bases are loaded!  

Oh, my, it's still only the 8th-  is it too early to cue the Yakety-Sax?

Hell of a throw from the 3rd baseman in RF.........

 

Yeah

 

I gotta hang that one on you.

 

You and Sample have been working against our Twins tonight. 

Get a rope.

 

I'm just shattered.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/15/article-2262969-16F3F22E000005DC-477_306x423.jpg

 

I'm in.  

Hindsight says are you crazy?

Oh FFS!!

 

 

When is somebody going to man up and grow a pair!

 

****!!!!!

That's so chauvinist. Why can't women grow a pair?