When Mauer tags from third,  he runs with shorter steps and with no forward lean,  and with that long upper body it makes him look a little like one of the Milwaukee Sausage Racers.

He would have gotten creamed running a QB bootleg that way at Florida State.  Good thing he stuck with playing ball instead.

Alright Chief, let me ask you.

 

What do you call the 26th letter of the alphabet?

Arcia is doing well. He's been taking better at bats.

 

When Mauer tags from third,  he runs with shorter steps and with no forward lean,  and with that long upper body it makes him look a little like one of the Milwaukee Sausage Racers.

 

100 Years from now... People will laugh at him just like we laugh Babe Ruth Running. 

BREAKING: Twins considering trading for Josh Tomlin!

 

Alright Chief, let me ask you.

 

What do you call the 26th letter of the alphabet?

Omega.

When Mauer tags from third,  he runs with shorter steps and with no forward lean,  and with that long upper body it makes him look a little like one of the Milwaukee Sausage Racers.

Glad you said it. As athletic as he is, it doesn't look athletic.

Wow, three runs. Now maybe we'll see Berrios relax and bring his game!

Dazzle was just starting to jynx this when he got cut off

 

Alright Chief, let me ask you.

 

What do you call the 26th letter of the alphabet?

I feel like I'm being set up, but

 

Z?

Was fired up about Berrios debuting tonight,  but half expecting to see wheels coming off the wagon left and right.    Glad those wheels are coming off the Brewmobile instead of the Berrios Express.

Note of Interest: Duffy's first win was in a start against Josh Tomlin.

Hey, did you know Berrios is wearing number 17? Cuz he's wearing number 17

 

I feel like I'm being set up, but

 

Z?

You're not being set up. It's an attempt at causing discord among the honourable moderators of Twins Daily.

 

How do you pronounce Z?

Well, that was a strike. 

Paging Mr. Umpire.   This is your wake-up call...

 

Alright Chief, let me ask you.

 

What do you call the 26th letter of the alphabet?

They didn't have letters where Chief grew up. They had hieroglyphics.

Berrios was considering making an over the shoulder catch.

 

You're not being set up. It's an attempt at causing discord among the honourable moderators of Twins Daily.

 

How do you pronounce Z?

Normally.

 

You're not being set up. It's an attempt at causing discord among the honourable moderators of Twins Daily.

 

How do you pronounce Z?

Zed.

 

BREAKING: Twins considering trading for Josh Tomlin!

 

That just might BREAK us. 

 

Zed.

Zed's dead baby.

Nunez is kinda playing well. Just saying.

If/when Berrios settles down and starts hitting his spots, he is going to be really hard to hit. 

That curveball is sinister.

 

Zed's dead baby.

 

Zed.

Passed with flying colours. Flying Canadian colours.

 

http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Canada_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif

just noticed everyone in the lineup has a BA over .200 right now

 

Zed's dead baby.

 

Or if he's not,   it's starting to look like a more appealing option with each passing minute...

 

 

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/f6/Pulp-shotgun4.jpg/600px-Pulp-shotgun4.jpg

 

 

100 Years from now... People will laugh at him just like we laugh Babe Ruth Running. 

I'm laughing now-  I must be from the future!

 

"...and Mauer minces home from third!"

Edited April 28, 201610 yr by David HK

 

 

Passed with flying colours. Flying Canadian colours.

 

http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Canada_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif