Boy, I guess 'Berrios' is spanish for my ex-wife! Right, guys? 

I said am i right, you guys?!!

 

Boy, I guess 'Berrios' is spanish for my ex-wife! Right, guys? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc

 

I said am i right, you guys?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

 

Well, there you go Vanimal. Swap in a sheep for your hilarious Bear jokes and we're golden. 

Hopefully he can shave down the competition tonight! Maybe HERD-le his way to a victory?

 

Hopefully he can shave down the competition tonight! Maybe HERD-le his way to a victory?

Boom still got it.

 

Any guesses at his line?

 

I'll say 6 IP 3 R 2 ER 4 BB 7 K 

My money league that i have him in, i'm hoping for 9IP 0H 0R 27K    

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False: BEAR-e-os is the best bear.

 

 

 

That's debatable.

 

That's debatable.

Oh that's just rich. MICHAEL?! 

 

What in the hell is with all the Gordon Lightfoot references these days? I mean, I love the guy but it's kind of freaking me out.

Says the guy who's favorite band sounds like an amalgamation of Tom Petty, Neil Young and Bob Dylan.

 

This is a real band:

I'm t minus 15 minutes away from going to the BAR-e-os... So here's another bear video before I go to the phone. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA

 

Says the guy who's favorite band sounds like an amalgamation of Tom Petty, Neil Young and Bob Dylan.

 

This is a real band:

I'm having a tough time seeing that as a bad thing.

 

 

 

 

I do like the Junkies though, good band. You might like these guys.

 

There is a woman from Puerto Rico who sits in a cube outside my office.....I was going to ask her thoughts on the pronunciation, but it appears she has already left. Alas.

 

I'm having a tough time seeing that as a bad thing.

You're two Wilburys short. 

Speaking of bears - I have not seen this guy for years.  Did TC do something sinister to the Hamms bear to become the official bear of the Twins?  TC kind of has that blank sociopath look behind and empty smile that masks someone capable of great evil to get what he wants.

 

http://twinstrivia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Hamms-beer-ad.jpg

 

Well he's got a career OBP of .314.
I don't have a problem with him in the lineup most days.
He's a legit mlb player.
Just not sure he's a leadoff hitter on a good offense.

 

Too much youth on this team. OBP is gonna be a problem in my opinion. 

 

Nunez... I'm enjoying his .453 Small Sample Size and wondering why Santana is leading off instead. I'd rather ride the hot hand at the top of the lineup. 

 

 

 

I'm having a tough time seeing that as a bad thing.

 

 

 

 

I do like the Junkies though, good band. You might like these guys.

 

 

You do realize your teeth are filled with amalgam, right? And all the drilling and jaw stretching leading up to the amalgam are painful, right? 

 

I rest my case.

 

My money league that i have him in, i'm hoping for 9IP 0H 0R 27K    

 

No freakin' way.

 

He'll induce at least a couple ground balls.

What in the hell is with all the Gordon Lightfoot references these days? I mean, I love the guy but it's kind of freaking me out.

Hey, Sundown. You'd better take care.

 

Don't be creepin' 'round my back stairs.

And no, nobody survived the Fitzgerald, let's hope that's not the case for this season.

Not true! The legend lived on.........

 

 

Hey, Sundown. You'd better take care.

Don't be creepin' 'round my back stairs.

 

If you could read my mind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wouldn't do you much good without an interpreter. 

If you could read my mind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wouldn't do you much good without an interpreter.

 

or a psychologist!

 

If you could read my mind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wouldn't do you much good without an interpreter. 

In keeping with the musical theme of this baseball thread, I respond with Dusty Springfield "Windmills of Your Mind" 

 

I said am i right, you guys?!!

Different strokes for different folks. I bet you remarried her after a few years didn't you.

 

or a psychologist!

 

That's what Charles Nelson Reilly or Richard Dawson would have written on their cards. 

 

In keeping with the musical theme of this baseball thread, I respond with Dusty Springfield "Windmills of Your Mind" 

 

Dusty could SING!!!

I wonder if Joe Berry will be the Twins Charlemagne?

That's what Charles Nelson Reilly or Richard Dawson would have written on their cards.

 

You honor me sir!

 

Different strokes for different folks. I bet you remarried her after a few years didn't you.

I bought a horse. 

I bought a horse.

 

From Hannah?

 

I bought a horse. 

UPGRADE!