Well, there's tons of options for a chaperone. But I don't need her to fall head over heels for one of you guys!
 

 

Danger meter says...

 

 

http://www.lomaprietafire.org/_/rsrc/1415640876553/home/meter_low_small.jpg

Edited April 14, 201610 yr by LaBombo

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

Since this is a baseball thread, did you get into scoring position?

Well, there's always me.

 

... Oh wait, we don't want to risk you succumbing to my charms. Your prospective date's new found fan club may have mixed feelings concerning me in that case.

Good call, Always. That could potentially create jealousy and a cat fight!

 

Wonder what our elimination number is

yes

 

 

Rumor has it Chief's doppelganger is Chris Hemsworth, so he's out.
 

Yeah, I get that a lot.

 

Wonder what our elimination number is

 

Eight.

 

Eight dumps and counting.

Bremer praising the sac bunts.

Then they must be a great idea.

Heads have to roll.

 

Platoon looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, he'd blow me out of the water.

_{^{Make sure you stay in the water, then.}}

Since this is a baseball thread, did you get into scoring position?

On that night, let's say there was no call from the 3rd base coach for a sacrifice bunt.

 

Good call, Always. That could potentially create jealousy and a cat fight!

Wait a minute ...

 

You seem to be forgetting that 50% of cats are males.

 

Edit: and I never said I'd fall for you. Who knows? We might both like this woman.

Edited April 14, 201610 yr by always33

So, you watched her make out with someone?

Not quite....

 

Good call, Always. That could potentially create jealousy and a cat fight!

that would be bad how?

Bunch of my friends left... Said they booed til their throats were sore.

Fire someone

Win a game

 

Wonder what our elimination number is

Dunno, but I'm in favor of them playing it.

Still waiting for someone to tell me who Tonkin is.....

He is the guy in the bullpen who prepares the grey water soup on cold days.

There's your boy Mike

 

Bremer praising the sac bunts.

 

I'm about ready to bunt Molitor in the sac if he gives away any more outs on a team that apparently needs about 50 of them to score a run...

Who's this guy pitching?

Wonder what our elimination number is

http://lyle.smu.edu/~olinick/riot/american_league.html

 

Our magic number to clinch a postseason berth is 139. 150 to clinch first place.

Wait a minute ...

 

You seem to be forgetting that 50% of cats are males.

 

Edit: and I never said I'd fall for you. Who knows? We might both like this woman.

If that's the case, challenge accepted. May the best person win her heart!

At what point does this become comical?  I'm not trying to be critical.  Just waiting for Aston Kutcher to come out to tell us we've been Punk'd and the season hasn't even started yet.

 

Bunch of my friends left... Said they booed til their throats were sore.
Fire someone
Win a game

 

Sounds unhealthy

There's your boy Mike

Berry he gets the sun tonight.....

 

Ok, seriously, I had to leave that auto correct....

Dick and Bert talking about teams with worse BAs. Give it a rest.

A local COLLEGE softball team lost a DH 30-0 and 40-0 recently. Wonder if they're available for a game or two?

Sounds unhealthy

0-8 can drive you insane

Another 0-6 with RISP tonight, I just don't understand it.

 

ain't gonna help Vanimal much if she's going out with YOU.

 

 

If she's going out with me, it's a paid gig, pushing my wheelchair and dabbing my chin. I'm almost YOUR age, Chief.

I think the Twins have officially given up on this game. Right around the 8th inning. 

 

Can't help but laugh.