Still waiting...

I am boozed up for this.

Concur.

I still think we should try cheating.

Well, I don't think we'll see a bunt from Bux here

The hitting cold streak has GOT to snap out of it soon(ish) right?  These guys are not that bad.  Well not 0-8 bad anyway.

You will see a k tho

3-0 then strikes out... really

My god fire Brunansky!! Do something!! cause what we have clearly is not working

 

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

 

Make sure you play some Led Zeppelin on the first date, and also talk about kickboxing a lot.    It's the sport of the future, I hear.

 

 

As a bonus, the source of the second movie reference also contains some handy wisdom about getting the most out of watching your 2016 Twins...

 

I an catching up on TIVO, so this is a little late, but I am very impressed with the Twins bunting game!

 

My god fire Brunansky!! Do something!! cause what we have clearly is not working

Right NOW!   Between hitters!!11!  Publicly!   

Certainly not 0-162 bad, right?

 

I still think we should try cheating.

Yep start hitting the juice...do something

"twins having a tough time squaring up the baseball" --Bert

 

Understatement of the year so far

I am embarrassed I did not get the movie reference......sigh.

 

Right NOW!   Between hitters!!11!  Publicly!   

Might hear some cheers from the fans if we did

 

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

Anecdote time, sonny: Years ago, just after the glaciers retreated, I set a buddy of mine up with a gal I knew. (not in the Biblical sense, get your mind out of the gutter) Anyway, she was an uptown party type girl and he was a hunting and fishing kind of guy. She wound up going hunting and fishing and enjoyed it. If memory serves, she even went bow hunting.* Last I heard, she was quite the outdoorswoman. (This was back when I lived in the Twins Cities area)

 

*Time frame somewhat exaggerated to protect those still living.

 

 

Good news is, the Braves lost already.  So there's that.

I'm old enough to remember those days. Tuning in the wireless, trying to catch the faint am signal in the early evening. Although, back in those days, we call it "The Marconi."*

 

*I might have just made that up.

I hope this doesn't turn into another discussion on Mac and cheese, I hate Mac and cheese!

 

I an catching up on TIVO, so this is a little late, but I am very impressed with the Twins bunting game!

 

Get used to it, Molly apparently learned from Gardy and since the twins cannot hit w RISP (or hit in general) we will see a lot of early inning bunts

 

I am boozed up for this.

 

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111118857/3325119-hell+yes.jpg

The only thing I dislike more than losing is losing to the White Sox.

Make sure you play some Led Zeppelin on the first date, and also talk about kickboxing a lot. It's the sport of the future, I hear.

 

 

As a bonus, the source of the second movie reference also contains some handy wisdom about getting the most out of watching your 2016 Twins...

 

She's originally an Oklahoma girl, so maybe Okie from Muskogee is a better option?

 

I just...have no words at this point.

Screaming incoherently works too.

My god but the TD all star team out there instead...

Not even shrinking out on strikes.

If we lose today, we'll be 0-11 in our last 11 games.

I miss Bark's... Game threadin' ain't the same without him.

Where did he go, I miss his humor.

The patron saint of "lost causes" is Jude Thaddeus, also known as "The Miraculous Saint.,"

 

"When all other avenues are closed, he is the one to call upon, and his help often comes at the last moment."

 

Yeah, I just got it off the Internet, but I think we should pray to this fellow. Now, all together. "We cannot go 0-8, Jude Thaddeus, please!!

Donut and 8 as a certain former Viking would say.