Article: Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 4/11 3:10PM

[kusko_andy]

I wish I was watching the Hawk with these close strikes.

[Aggies7]

oh my god, we really aren't going to score here are we?

[Loosey]

2nd and 3rd nobody out.  How many runs will they score.  0, 1-2, 3 or more?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Anything but #ParkWhiff please or #Parkweakgrounder.

you got your wish!

[Brock Beauchamp]

I'm a bit surprised Eddie didn't swing there. The pitch was below the top of his helmet.

[hybridbear]

I just looked it up, 11 out of Park's 15 ABs that have ended in an out have been strikeouts.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Um, Twins? I'm kind of dead over here on this marble slab. You could maybe pick it up a little. I'd like to have my self-sacrifice be worth it.

Thanks for checking in. Did you make it "up" or "down"? I forgot to ask. How is the weather?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Anything but #ParkWhiff please or #Parkweakgrounder.

 

Asked and Answered.

 

Next time be more thorough please.

[hybridbear]

What a waste the signing of Park was!!!

[hybridbear]

Rosario will strike out too!

[Foghorn Leghorn]

 

What a waste the signing of Park was!!!

Been saying this since the summer but apparently that is "trolling" please stop!!

[Aggies7]

That's not a "nasty" pitch, dick.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Danny just let us know that Sano can run.

 

Given he's a major league baseball player, I certainly hope so.

 

And Danny promptly mentioned that this situation should lead to a couple of runs.  Now we know who to blame when it doesn't.

"Blame is like manure on a farm; there's always enough to spread around." Jesus: Corinthians 12:19:6

[Brock Beauchamp]

So over half this thread is ready to kick Park out the door based on less than 25 PAs.

 

Step off the ledge, people.

[hybridbear]

 

Arcia has already proven he can be just as good as BYP at useless at-bats.  

Yep, I'd rather have Arcia than Park as DH right now...

[Cap'n Piranha]

Yay?

 

I think?

[Brock Beauchamp]

Hey, they backed into a run!

 

Twins Baseball!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Rosario will strike out too!

What would you say if I told you he got a standing ovation for NOT striking out?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Been saying this since the summer but apparently that is "trolling" please stop!!

 

How have you been saying the signing of Park was a waste since summer when he didn't sign until December?  Are you clairvoyant?  And if so, why are you wasting your time on an internet message board?

[Aggies7]

one stinking run out of that. awful.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Same **** different day. Get Park out of here

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

That's not a "nasty" pitch, dick.

Gotta remember to capitalize those proper nouns, my man. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

So over half this thread is ready to kick Park out the door based on less than 25 PAs.

Step off the ledge, people.

No, he's pretty much done as a baseball player. The only question remaining is if he family will come pick him up in the cities or if the Twins will buy a one way ticket for him.

[USAFChief]

 

What's the over/under on the date Park goes down to Rochester?  My bet is April 10 or whatever date Santana comes off the DL. Park to AAA, Sano to DH, Kepler to RF. 

I'll take the over, for $1 Zillion, please.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Okay, drop the Park talk. It's boring and annoying. The guy worked a good PA and then fouled out. It happens. At least it wasn't a damned strike out.

[hybridbear]

 

What would you say if I told you he got a standing ovation for NOT striking out?

Would seem reasonable!

[ashbury]

So over half this thread is ready to kick Park out the door based on less than 25 PAs.

 

Step off the ledge, people.

Enjoy the game, Brock. I be outta here.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

 

How have you been saying the signing of Park was a waste since summer when he didn't sign until December?  Are you clairvoyant?  And if so, why are you wasting your time on an internet message board?

http://twinsdaily.com/topic/21441-terry-ryan-i-am-not-a-fan/?do=findComment&comment=442992

Not summer but i called it, sorry I am right?

[Cap'n Piranha]

Dave St. Peter does a commercial for Minnesota Eye Consultants where he mentions that several Twins players have gotten their lasik there.  Given the team's (lack of a) batter's eye, Minnesota Eye Consultants might want to re-write the copy on that one...

[kusko_andy]

Who is the Twins' team leader?  Like the guy who gives out the encouragement or the criticism, or gets people fired up, or organizes team meetings or get-togethers?  From the roster, I mean?