April 11, 201610 yr See, Chief, while you were taking one of your extra long naps, they invented this thing called newsprint....Which, I'm told, was killed by the internetz. And I'm past the internetz age limit. Halsey too, I'm pretty sure.
April 11, 201610 yr Chief says never to explain a joke, but yeah, this was kinda out there... Chief's jokes are at a different level and standard than other jokes because they are usually so new and fresh.
April 11, 201610 yr Which, I'm told, was killed by the internetz. Woah, you got back up to speed quickly!
April 11, 201610 yr UND hockey is right down there with the Gophers. Well, maybe just slightly above the dastardly rodents.
April 11, 201610 yr Is sound just the waves in the air, or is it actually something receiving and translating the waves?Yeah, and if sound doesn't travel in a vacuum, why do vacuum cleaners make so much noise?
April 11, 201610 yr Is sound just the waves in the air, or is it actually something receiving and translating the waves?Ooh, ooh, I know this one!!! ... "Yes."
April 11, 201610 yr Ooh, ooh, I know this one!!! ... "Yes."We're certainly transmitting right now, but I'm not sure if anyone can reasonably be expected to receive and translate.
April 11, 201610 yr If I type something in the thread, and everyone ignores me, did I type something?
April 11, 201610 yr //ssssshhhhhh. everyone: let's mess w/ Mike. Pretend you don't see his last post//
April 11, 201610 yr //ssssshhhhhh. everyone: let's mess w/ Mike. Pretend you don't see his last post//Why, did he hit a home run in it, or something?
April 11, 201610 yr I've never met you, Brian, but your entrance into a truck stop seeking brethren reminds me a little bit of Pee Wee Hermann. Not in a bad way, mind you, but in a good way.
April 11, 201610 yr Why, did he hit a home run in it, or something?Knock it off! I have to pretend to work this afternoon. Nobody is going to believe that I'm actually doing anything if my face is two inches from the screen and squinting trying to read such small font. (I'm aware I can zoom, but I refuse).
April 11, 201610 yr Cowboy Joe West in da house. I predict some complaining about the zone.......just a hunch. 50/50 a Twins is tossed, I'll go Molitor.
April 11, 201610 yr Knock it off! I have to pretend to work this afternoon. Nobody is going to believe that I'm actually doing anything if my face is two inches from the screen and squinting trying to read such small font. (I'm aware I can zoom, but I refuse)..
April 11, 201610 yr I wasn't going to watch any more games til they won one, but had to tune in yesterday to see how Nolasco would do. It was worth it..........til he got lifted. Actually flipped the channel when Perkins came in, but flipping back and forth I did witness the blow. Not sure what to do today.We need a human sacrifice. Do you think you're up for it?
April 11, 201610 yr The 1899 Cleveland Spiders started the season 1-4. They finished their season with a 1-40 stretch. We're too late to have a better start but we can have a better finish. Best 12th post ever, I'm pretty sure.
April 11, 201610 yr We need a human sacrifice. Do you think you're up for it?I'll do it. I'm sure there's a makeshift altar around here somewhere. And a makeshift human.
April 11, 201610 yr I'll do it. I'm sure there's a makeshift altar around here somewhere. And a makeshift human.Consider it done. Next post from you better be from the beyond. Tell us how it is by the way. But the main thing is that you'll be dead and The Twins win a laugher today. Your life will have had meaning, my son. Edited April 11, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname
April 11, 201610 yr Knock it off! I have to pretend to work this afternoon. Nobody is going to believe that I'm actually doing anything if my face is two inches from the screen and squinting trying to read such small font. (I'm aware I can zoom, but I refuse).Dear James' Boss: James isn't really working, he's just pretending. Regards, Chief
April 11, 201610 yr Dear James' Boss: James isn't really working, he's just pretending. Regards, Chief Do you want James to be on the hot seat after six games?
April 11, 201610 yr Dear James' Boss: James isn't really working, he's just pretending. Regards, Chief Dang, this made me laugh out loud. I was happy I was on mute....
April 11, 201610 yr Consider it done. Next post from you better be from the beyond. Tell us how it is by the way. But the main thing is that you'll be dead and The Twins win a laugher today. Your life will have had meaning, my son. I don't think he was volunteering himself as the sacrifice. Perhaps a poll to see who it should be. For baseball gods, does the sacrificial entity have to be a virgin?
April 11, 201610 yr Dear James' Boss: James isn't really working, he's just pretending. Regards, Chiefhttp://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jon-stewart.gif
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