wow, okay ... might have to break out my homework.

Tillman might strike out a million this game.

Ok the first time it was a joke, but this is less of a joke.  Fire Molitor.

What am I watching...This is awful

Park is a strong boy.

Based on these 2 innings, Baltimore should start it's Tillman for Cy campaign right now.

So.... When exactly did Tillman become the greatest pitcher in the entire world?

Team K rate 83%

 

Park is a strong boy.

Close enough ...

 

DiscGolfer drink!

 

 

Twins on pace to go 0 for 4,374 this season, with 3,500 k's.

 

This has been your fun with numbers update.

 

Actually this game is on pace to go infinity innings if both teams keep putting up zero's so a lot more strikeouts then that.

 

So.... When exactly did Tillman become the greatest pitcher in the entire world?

Soon as the twins stepped up to play

Overall, pretty good PA from Park. He took unhittable pitches, unfortunately the ump is calling that corner today.

 

Not much you can do about that.

The Twins are going to strike out a lot this year?

 

If only there were any signs that indicated this, alas.

This Ump..

It's only the second inning. I'm backing off the ledge.

Good chance in the official stats not a single Twin has struck out yet.  Get those tarps out.

I don't understand canceling the game for one hour with 12 minutes of rain and then commencing play with this torrential downpour... 

Fortunately, we're probably going to go into another rain delay so Cy Tillman will leave the game.

 

We'll answer with our long reliever.  I guess.

 

This is an astonishing array of Twins K's right now.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten all of Chi-Town's caramel corn.  I'm hungry again.

We need a 2 hour rain delay that knocks Tillman out of the game.

 

Overall, pretty good PA from Park. He took unhittable pitches, unfortunately the ump is calling that corner today.

Not much you can do about that.

He's not only calling that corner, he's calling the corner around the corner from that corner.

Wow it is pouring out there in Baltimore... 

Molitor get out there and give this ump hell they shouldn't be playing in this crap.

 

Fortunately, we're probably going to go into another rain delay so Cy Tillman will leave the game.

 

We'll answer with our long reliever.  I guess.

 

This is an astonishing array of Twins K's right now.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten all of Chi-Town's caramel corn.  I'm hungry again.

Garrett's ... mmmmmmmm .... 

With that camera angle, I had no freaking clue what happened with that ball.

And unfortunately, Santana is missing on the bottom corner rather than the left corner.

Santana can't grip the ball at all.

 

Good job all around with this rain delay, fellas.

Call the game...

Thank God Sano isn't in LF

WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING OUT THERE

 

Molitor get out there and give this ump hell they shouldn't be playing in this crap.

Chill out ... be glad you aren't sitting in it ... it's not Mollie's call and nothing he would/could say would make a difference.