I watched the end of 'The Shining' while waiting. That movie isn't less scary in the daylight.

The important question: Are we saving on pre-arb-player service time vis-a-vis the lengthy delay?

That 6pm suggestion would have been nice too.  I would have been able to be at home on the couch and watch it.  

 

Now I have to listen to it on the radio while I pretend to work.  

Over 150 posts before 1st pitch, is that some sort of record?

 

Maybe they will get lucky but i predict another hour rain delay before they get through the 2nd inning, have May start, play the game backwards.

 

You could make a stop at the bank too.

Sano is so athletic!

 

Drink!

This could be a fun game for Orioles fans.

Throw at the first batter, tell them it slipped, this is garbage

Heavier rain is 5 minutes out!!!

Head home at 4:00, stop at liquor store; should make it back around 3-4th innings. Could be worse.

 

Head home at 4:00, stop at liquor store; should make it back around 3-4th innings. Could be worse.

Yeah ... worse is having your caramel crisp popcorn eaten before 1st pitch.

Who wants to see Abad face Machado today?

I usually like when people try to be silly, this Brian Doizer thing didn't work for me.

I'm am weirded out by Brian Dozier's introductions...

BEISBOL

Go Twins!!

Even with the delay that's a sad looking crowd for opening day

 

Yeah ... worse is having your caramel crisp popcorn eaten before 1st pitch.

 

That's terrible! Someone ate all your popcorn!

Dozier is in the Box

 

And I am Giddy

Wow ... Hardy made that look dramatic.

 

Heavier rain is 5 minutes out!!!

Thanks for that, Paul Douglas.

 

That's terrible! Someone ate all your popcorn!

lol ... I did. Couldn't be helped ... it was Garrett's.

 

Head home at 4:00, stop at liquor store; should make it back around 3-4th innings. Could be worse.

 

I don't think you're spending enough time at the liquor store. Mine has free samples so I browse for a couple hours.

Mandatory JJ Hardy trade bitch-rant -- ready, go! 

I'm calling the first Twins HR of 2016 ... Zukes.

Mauer K rate 100%

How did I not find out before today that as a paying subscriber of DirecTV, and with FSN included in my subscription, that I can stream all games via the Fox Sports To Go app?   

Has fun with numbers been created?

And the mighty Casey strikes out.

So Chris Tillman looks okay...