Out-of-town CBU:

 

Rangers 2, Jays 1  Top 3

 

HIT and run.

 

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Donald Trump just said, "Sano has great pitch recognition" which was the first nice thing I heard him say, and then, "But not right there" in a very bored voice, and then Chris Christie giggled. Gross.

Middle of 4th, 7-5 Twins lead.

 

CBU.

Sano is so good I can't even think of something witty to say about him.

 

However, Santana is a disaster at this point. Ever since they added him to the rotation, the Twins severely downgraded it. Since Hughes isn't ready yet, maybe it's Berrios time. If not... Taylor Rogers or Pat Dean time? 

Oh yeah.

 

Graham, it is goose egg time...

 

I'm listening to the Rays announcers and am beginning to think that they sound like Trump and Christie, but if they announced a game together that would be much funner...

I think they're ok. Not informed, per se, about the Twins, but I've heard much worse.

I like 7 more than 5.

 

I think they're ok. Not informed, per se, about the Twins, but I've heard much worse.

Who? Please tell me so I will know who I shouldn't listen to. Come on, these guys think Grady Sizemore is great, but Mauer ain't... I think they have both regressed, and that Mauer is better.

And now let's put a barely-AAA pitcher in charge of this game.  Moonlight needs to go back to the minors...or back to Atlanta.

Well I'm guessing it won't be long and the lead will be there's.

 

I like 7 more than 5.

Why is six afraid of seven?    Because seven ate nine.

 

Jaso looks to me like a guy who, at some point in his life, has been found lounging in a tipout living room recliner, sipping a beer at 8am, watching WWE on Tivo, by a pajama-clad young boy who was promptly greeted with the news   " W'sup, little man?    Your mamma's in the can until she can make bail.     Looks like I'm your new dad!"

 

 

No use sipping beer at 8 am, its 5 oclock somewhere eventually.

I don't think that they realize that they are losing... maybe someone needs to tell them.

This is going to be a really long game.

 

If only Whine Line regular Bark was here to photoshop Miguel's face on that body... We deserve a realistic picture!

I guess this is just going to have to do for tonight.

 

Boy, these announcers are annoying.

Second wild and crazy guy prediction: Trevor May is the winning pitcher in this game.

 

And now let's put a barely-AAA pitcher in charge of this game.  Moonlight needs to go back to the minors...or back to Atlanta.

Yeah... at this point, we've kept him on so long we might as well finish carrying him until the end of this season. Then have him pitch in AAA in 2016.

I guess this is just going to have to do for tonight.

 

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That is ohh so delicious always!! Love it!

Should of had Duffey start this game and Santana pitch the sure loss tomorrow against Archer

Today I learned a new chevy silvardo will save me from a bear.

The "rotation logjam" myth exploded in a single sentence from Dick:

 

"...and Neal Cotts coming in with one out in the fourth", in a delivery suggesting that a UFO had landed in the outfield.

 

 

Second wild and crazy guy prediction: Trevor May is the actual pitcher in this game.

Fixed.

 

Should of had Duffey start this game and Santana pitch the sure loss tomorrow against Archer

hmm ... how does that "sure loss" compare to the last three "sure losses" to chris sale?

I got heartburn.

 

Today I learned a new chevy silvardo will save me from a bear.

Let us know how the field test goes.

 

 

I got heartburn.

 

I have dyspepsia.

Come on Twins! Let's get it back!

 

Let us know how the field test goes.

 

Would make one hell of a lawsuit for my family surviving me.