Effin' Santana.

Fan effing fantastic

Sigh.

Hopefully Bark hear's the call, that's damn funny.

I know how we can get him here. It's not something we can just piece together though.. We need some one who can play the saxophone, and someone else to sing. Next, start playing George Michael - Careless Whisper.

 

Bark only answers to seduction techniques...

Edited August 26, 201511 yr by Vanimal46

Santana throws a very nice Straight Ball.

The Rays announcers are so disrespectful... The O's and Yankees were very respectful about the Twins, even if they obviously thought their teams were better (which they should), but the Rays are as disrespectful as Hawk, but not as funny. These are the worst announcers I have ever heard.

Well I hope Terry didn't give this guy a lot of money.

Thanks, Ervin.  Nothing like going off the salt mines in an already bad mood.  Probaby burn out my helmet light today too.

I liked the Santana signing, but now I'm thinking he helped the team the most by getting suspended.

Erv needs to find something wrong with his arm so I don't have to watch that anymore.

I think Santana is doing the Twins a favor, by not letting us get complacent.

 

When we go toe to toe with the Blue Jays or Yankees (which we have already lulled into a false sense of security) we wanna be ready to play all 9 innings.

 

If we coasted through this on the strength of that Sano dinger, would we be in shape?'

This is a game a team trying to make the postseason cannot lose. Simple as that.

Jaso looks to me like a guy who, at some point in his life, has been found lounging in a tipout living room recliner, sipping a beer at 8am while watching WWE on Tivo, by a pajama-clad young boy who was promptly greeted with the news   " W'sup, li'l man?    Your mamma's in the can until she can make bail.     Looks like I'm your new dad!"

 

Edited August 26, 201511 yr by LaBombo

This should be Santana's last start of the season. I don't care how much money they gave him, he needs to be sent to the back of the bullpen.

 

Iron Sheik says Ervin Santana is Jabroni like cheater and just like Rays fan Hulk Hogan. Needs to put this Santana Jabroni in the camel clutch until he commits to not sucking. Otherwise he will continue to beat him like a Jobber. 

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I've got a feeling Terry won't be spending much money on free agents this winter. He can use his own track record as an excuse.

 

How can ANYone not be into Yogi?

Sorry I'm late to the party - made later by my valiant (and I might add successful) attempt to catch up with ya'll - but I think Cap'n Piranha was referring to Mrs. Yogi.

 

 

This should be Santana's last start of the season. I don't care how much money they gave him, he needs to be sent to the back of the bullpen.

 

I'm sensing that the "logjam" in the rotation is about to have one less log pretty soon...

If Ervin Santana calls Yankee Stadium a joke (which it is) I wonder what he is going to call Tropicana? A garbage dump? I guess we can have a contest to see who can come up with the best name.

Sorry I'm late to the party - made later by my valiant (and I might add successful) attempt to catch up with ya'll - but I think Cap'n Piranha was referring to Mrs. Yogi.

Well that finally explains where Boo-boo comes from.

 

 

Sorry I'm late to the party - made later by my valiant

 

You have the sympathy of fellow Valiant owners everywhere...

 

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Way to go, Brian Dozier!!

HIT and run.

That ball had some carry... GO TWINS!!!!

Mmmmmmm...Dozier loves high fastballs.

 

Now let's see if our bullpen can make it stand up.

Redemption for Dozier.

 

Did he take a stolen base from Buxton? We shall never know...

 

If Ervin Santana calls Yankee Stadium a joke (which it is) I wonder what he is going to call Tropicana? A garbage dump? I guess we can have a contest to see who can come up with the best name.

 

I prefer to call it the Concrete Jungle.

Shift that fellas!!!

 

 

Boom Dozier!!!

I'm listening to the Rays announcers and am beginning to think that they sound like Trump and Christie, but if they announced a game together that would be much funner...

If Ervin Santana calls Yankee Stadium a joke (which it is) I wonder what he is going to call Tropicana? A garbage dump? I guess we can have a contest to see who can come up with the best name.

Pulp-free.