It's so quiet in THE TROP (what? A stadium named after an orange juice???) I just heard someone clear their throat.

 

I know, I want to hear the die-hard in Baltimore again.

six outs, three runs to play with.  

 

seems doable.

 

That was kind of like nodding off in church, and waking up just in time to say "Amen!!!" without having any idea what you were Amening.

I have never experienced that.

 

I have never experienced that.

Me either.  Once I'm out, I'm out.

 

 

Sounds like the Astros back in the day...

 

That back in the day goes back a long way.

 

Me either.  Once I'm out, I'm out.

I have never experienced that.

Better be going 8 tomorrow, Duffey-zee.

 

I have never experienced that.

Me neither.    Saw it on the deleted scenes section of 'No Country For Old Men'.

 

Rays broadcast with a little eye candy. 

 

Nice

 

Not only nice to look at but also a real nice girl, overall.  She interned with us a few summers ago.  Unfortunately, I traveled so much during that summer that I didn't get to know her all that well.

 

Better be going 8 tomorrow, Duffey-zee.

Why not nine?

Those people named their kid after a light hitting first baseman?

Better be going 8 tomorrow, Duffey-zee.

I really hope there's a bottom of the 9th, even if someone else gets the 3 outs.

Nava battles.

 

I remember our first child.  Mrs Chief and I were nervous as all get out.  Right at the 9 month point, still no baby, and a couple days went by, still nothing.

 

Then one night my wife starts shouting "Can't.  Won't!  Shouldn't!!  MUSTN'T!!!!"

 

I immediately took her out to the car and headed for the hospital.  

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The contractions had finally started.

 

With these classic jokes it is like Bob Hope never died.  Chief - didn't you help him get his start?

 

I have never experienced that.

That's because you've never experienced the joys of staying up until the wee hours of dawn. I literally experienced that three times last Sunday ... minus the "amen" part ... still, I gotta seriously rethink my sleeping hours.

Bob Hope died??!?

 

It's so quiet in THE TROP (what? A stadium named after an orange juice???) I just heard someone clear their throat.

I called the stadium and asked what time the game was scheduled to start and they said, "When can you be here?"

 

 

Me either.

Neither.    Either.    Let's call the whole thing off.

 

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I remember our first child.  Mrs Chief and I were nervous as all get out.  Right at the 9 month point, still no baby, and a couple days went by, still nothing.

 

Then one night my wife starts shouting "Can't.  Won't!  Shouldn't!!  MUSTN'T!!!!"

 

I immediately took her out to the car and headed for the hospital.  

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The contractions had finally started.

If you want to post a joke, make it good plz.

Jeebus.  May is s'posed to be the dependable part.

Argh-  I keep checking in to this slow-motion slasher film....  So now it's May's turn to suck, and Dunse is up....  Where's the Pepto?

Stat of the Day: This year the Twins are 63-61 in games they should have won.

Wow, do these Rays' announcers SSSSSSUCK!  No time to elaborate, but no need, probably.

Whew! Didn't like that Trevor.

 

 

Wow, do these Rays' announcers SSSSSSUCK!  No time to elaborate, but no need, probably.

 

I thought you went back to work.​

I would not be upset with more runs here.

 

Stat of the Day: This year the Twins are 63-61 in games they should have won.

From what I've been reading in the news, I was under the impression that we were 61-63 in games we should've lost.

 

I guess I should listen to Mark Twain more often.

 

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From what I've been reading in the news, I was under the impression that we were 61-63 in games we should've lost.

 

I guess I should listen to Mark Twain more often.

 

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When I played sports, I was uniformed.

That's the rookie record breaker isn't it?