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Are the Twins done? NYET. It's a roller coaster ride folks. This is the way it works when you play hard ball. You lose three in a row to the Yankees and Twins Daily goes nuts. You win 4 in a row and

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In mother Russia, baseball plays you!!! http://www.getbranson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/yakov.jpg

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I went hunting recently with a couple of my friends.  Terrible thing...it's really hot here, my one friend is a bit overweight, and with all the trecking around, he got really, really tired, and keeled over with an apparent heart attack.

 

My other friend frantically called 911, and screamed into the phone "Bill's dropped over dead!"

 

The 911 operator tried to calm us down, and told my friend,"well, lets make sure your friend is really dead."

 

The operator hears the line go silent for a few seconds, then hears a shot.

 

Then my friend comes back on the line and says, "OK, what next?"

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Like all Twinks fans, I loathe losing to the likes of the Yanks.  But I equally hate losing to this team, non-major-league city, stupid nickname that was changed because, well, we can't speak of 'the Devil', ridiculous, horrible, worse-than-the-Metrodome stadium with the fake grass not a color found in nature, should have been contracted or at least the top of the list instead of the Twinkies back in the day, hack announcer named Dwayne-havin'....  should I continue?  If I do, I'm gonna have to start including my relaticks that live there...

I thought the name was meant to be ironic, appealing to cheap hipsters. Isn't their management strategy trade anyone away due for a rays?

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I went hunting recently with a couple of my friends.  Terrible thing...it's really hot here, my one friend is a bit overweight, and with all the trecking around, he got really, really tired, and keeled over with an apparent heart attack.

 

My other friend frantically called 911, and screamed into the phone "Bill's dropped over dead!"

 

The 911 operator tried to calm us down, and told my friend,"well, lets make sure your friend is really dead."

 

The operator hears the line go silent for a few seconds, then hears a shot.

 

Then my friend comes back on the line and says, "OK, what next?"

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I went hunting recently with a couple of my friends.  Terrible thing...it's really hot here, my one friend is a bit overweight, and with all the trecking around, he got really, really tired, and keeled over with an apparent heart attack.

 

My other friend frantically called 911, and screamed into the phone "Bill's dropped over dead!"

 

The 911 operator tried to calm us down, and told my friend,"well, lets make sure your friend is really dead."

 

The operator hears the line go silent for a few seconds, then hears a shot.

 

Then my friend comes back on the line and says, "OK, what next?"

 

  Rats, I hit like when I meant to hit report.

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I remember our first child.  Mrs Chief and I were nervous as all get out.  Right at the 9 month point, still no baby, and a couple days went by, still nothing.

 

Then one night my wife starts shouting "Can't.  Won't!  Shouldn't!!  MUSTN'T!!!!"

 

I immediately took her out to the car and headed for the hospital.  

 

 

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The contractions had finally started.

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