Pictured: How Duffey feels whenever he pitches against the Toronto Blue Jays....

Pictured: Byung-Ho Park reveals his secret for mashing HRs over the last 3 years....


 

Hey, where's Ricky Nolasco going?

 

Billy, do you remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?

 

 

 

 

 

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JR Graham "in best shape of his life," a mere 2 days after being optioned to AAA.

Miguel Sano reacts to a liner hit to RF

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Ed Nunez prepares to field a routine grounder to short

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Pictured: Ricky Nolasco explores a new option to gain an advantage in the Nolasco vs. Duffey rotation battle. 


 

Pictured: Pat Reusse walks into the press box the next day after writing his column "Young Sano has Growing Up to Do"


 

Pictured: Pat Reusse walks into the press box the next day after writing his column "Young Sano has Growing Up to Do"

 

Which one is Dave?

Which one is Dave?

The one who is right

 

The one who is right

So, the one in the middle with the pacifier in her mouth? <innocent look>

So, the one in the middle with the pacifier in her mouth? <innocent look>

maggie was the one who ultimately took down Burns (aka Pohlad) so I will take that as a compliment

Pictured: Live look at the bars in Minneapolis after the breaking news that Duffey lost his spot in the rotation to Nolasco.


 

Pictured: Tyler Duffey at local watering hole in Rochester, NY. March 30, 2016 at 3:00 PM.

Duffey: "Ssstupid Nolasco beat me in the rotation? REALLY? Oh REAL mature Tererery. I was the SAVIOR late last season, and now I'm a cast-off. I'll show him. I'll, I'll, oh I don't know. Throw a change-up at his computer monitor. Wait..... wait a second. Are you a reporter? Whatever, QUOTE ME. I'm Tyler freaking Duffey." 


 

Pictured: Tyler Duffey at local watering hole in Rochester, NY. March 30, 2016 at 3:15 PM. 


 

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The Sano off season  shopping list (allegedly)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pictured: Miguel Sano in the OF last night....

 

Checking in with Arcia

 

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Buxton calls off Sano on a pop up to RF

Pictured: TR+DSP when reading the Twins "blogs" so far this season.

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Brian Dozier tries to bunt for a hit.

 

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Ricky Nolasco reacts to critics.

Despite an 0-9 start to the season  Mr.Ryan  confidently stays the course with his master rebuild plan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pictured: Dick Bremer contemplates over the commercial break what silver linings he can say to keep casual fans from changing the channel. 

 

Pictured: David Murphy's phone conversation with TR 

 

DM: "Thank you for calling Jiffy Lube, this is David."

TR: "David, hey this is Terry Ryan with the Minnesota Twins. I see you're doing well with yourself, but I was wondering if you'd like an opportunity to play for us." 

DM: "I'm not sure Terry, I've got to do an oil change scheduled at 3:30." 

TR: "I'll tell you what, we'll sign you to a minor league deal, but more than likely you'll be playing on the major league club within a week." 

DM: "DEAL!"

 

 

Page 32 of "Molitor on Strategy."

Pioneer Press beat reporter tracks down TR for comments on 0-9 start:

 

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April 8, 2016: #31, "Waldo Garcia" introduces himself to Paul Molitor

 

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Kyle Gibson calls "Player only" meeting in off-field location

 

General Twinkies dugout atmosphere games 1-9.