The Nishioka Story has a tragic ending.

 

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Target Field presents "Craft" Beer

 

Mike Pelfrey makes a deal for a good first 10 starts of the season

 

"Mr. Ryan, 5-13 5.19 ERA  starting pitchers don't grow on trees, 11 million over two years is an absolute STEAL for a pitcher of Mike Pelfrey's talent"- Scott Boras

 

itstimetotakeit, ghhhhhettin' rhhheaaady,

 

 

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Sid Hartman comes clean.

 

 

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Ryan and Goin have a slight difference of opinion on the importance of trading prospects for major league talent at the trade deadline.

 

 

 

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The average Twins Daily poster talking about the front office.

 

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Winnah!

Terry Ryan at trading deadline:

 

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Group photo of all the outfielders the Twins have used in the past 5 years

 

 

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Pictured: Ashburyjohn's interest in this thread.

 

 

/ I keed, I keed. Good thread.

Pictured: Molitor considers his bullpen options for tonight's game.

 

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Pictured: Paul Molitor finds a more satisfactory use of B's than Blaine Boyer.

 

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Pictured: TD posters express their adulation of the temporarily imprisoned Trevor May.
 

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Pictured: Terry "Kang, or am I Kodos" Ryan contemplates the crushing of Twins fans' remaining dreams.

 

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Group photo of all the outfielders the Twins have used in the past 5 years

 

 

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I dunno, this looks more like the relievers that have come in since '10.

Pictured: Ervin Santana's latest pharmaceutical effort goes awry.

 

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I give this thread four more pages tops before it officially jumps the shark.

Pictured: Oswaldo Arcia finds himself in the doghouse once again.

 

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Pictured: Pius Jefferson mysteriously vanishes.

 

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Pictured: Kennys Vargas is fat.

 

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VodkaDave trying to speak his mind to one of the Pohlads:

 

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Max Kepler eagerly awaiting his call to the big show:

 

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Terry Ryan welcoming his 2016 free agent class to Minnesota.

TR giving a veteran playing time to try and build up his trade value

 

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Arcia playing defense

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Molitor devises a new bullpen strategy.

 

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DaveW and Brock debating D Santana vs. E Escobar at short.

 

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I'm dying over here.

 

Can someone teach me how to add an image?

Two methods:

 

1. Grab the URL of an image from the interwebz, click the image icon in the text editor box (just below My Media).

 

2. Upload the image from your desktop by doing this: Hit More Reply Options. Choose File. Attach Image. Insert Image into Post.

Ricky Nolasco discovers he's been traded to the Padres for the 1998 NL West championship banner:

 

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