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Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 7/9 @ 7:10pm CT


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I am considering becoming a vegetarian, not because of some great love for animals, but because I hate vegetables.

 

Are there any good Vegetarian Schools out there?

 

Or any Good Vegetarian's? I've got some Lettuce looking kinda brown in the fridge. It could use some medical attention. 

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Brad Ausmus bugs me. Is it because he has a face that perpetually looks like it has no idea what the hell is going on?

 

That is exactly the sentiment around here. I've seen coaching disgust in my lifetime but this is a whole new level. He ain't loved... He's like the Michigan Bartman. 

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I hesitate to ask, but what which food chain did you climb to the top of?

McDonalds? With the billions and billions served? I think they're like the Cardinals of the food chains, but with two arches... Just don't step in the special sauce.

I know they often had kiddy play areas, that's why i speculated as such...

Any recommendations so far, should anyone be passing through Michigan?

 

Yes... Avoid the Eastern Side of the State... Northern Lower Michigan and West Michigan are fairly decent. If you are driving from East to West... I'd stop and Sell your Car in Toledo... Fly to Grand Rapids and Buy a new one. 

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I have Potato Chips... Plain Ole Lays Potato Chips... No exotic flavor.

 

But I don't have any chip dip and I'm not running to the store with the game on. 

 

Alright... Here's my question... I do have plain Ole Ranch dressing. Would they combo together alright? 

 

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I have Potato Chips... Plain Ole Lays Potato Chips... No exotic flavor.

 

But I don't have any chip dip and I'm not running to the store with the game on. 

 

Alright... Here's my question... I do have plain Ole Ranch dressing. Would they combo together alright? 

Recipe: Combine sour cream, mayonnaise, and ranch dressing in a large bowl. Cover and refrigerate. When it's time for snacks, remove from refrigerator and throw it away. Go to the store and buy a bottle of Pace medium salsa. Serves 8.

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Yeah... But it had nothing about Pajama's.

 

Pajama's are impossible to beat.

That's not even close to true. Plus, since they're inanimate, they feel no pain, and not having rights, can't send you to jail.

 

On the downside, beating pajamas in public will probably lead to widespread questions about one's mental stability.

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Recipe: Combine sour cream, mayonnaise, and ranch dressing in a large bowl. Cover and refrigerate. When it's time for snacks, remove from refrigerator and throw it away. Go to the store and buy a bottle of Pace medium salsa. Serves 8.

 

OK... If you would have put Pajama's into this somehow... It would have been the new post of the night. 

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